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A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian coast. He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible night wondering what could have happened to her. Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a couple of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable. The Sarge says, 'Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some really bad news, but, some good news, and maybe some more good news'. 'Well,' says the bloke, 'I guess I'd better have the bad news first?' The Sarge says, 'I'm really sorry mate, but your wife is dead. Young Bill here found her lying at about five fathoms in a little cleft in the reef. He got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead.' The bloke is naturally pretty distressed to hear of this and has a bit of a turn. But after a few minutes he pulls himself together and asks what the good news is. The Sarge says, 'Well when we got your wife up there were quite a few really good sized crays and a swag of nice crabs attached to her, so we've brought you your share.' He hands the bloke a sugar bag with a couple of nice crays and four or five crabs in it. 'Geez thanks. They're bloody beauties. I guess it's an ill wind and all that... So what's the other possible good news? 'Well', the Sarge says, 'if you fancy a quick trip, me and young Bill here get off duty at around 11 o'clock and we're gonna shoot over there and pull her up again!

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Thanks Adam Its always a great place to have a party and lots of nice people turned up to help my mate Julian and one of my best thai girls Nit celebrate their birthdays , you are a good friend to a lot of people and make each trip to Thailand for me special I will post a few photos of my own soon regardfs Matey

hi i havent stayed there but just got back on the 19th nov and i stayed just up on soy lengki and soi bukahoe at the opey de place it was 750 baht a night and very good value the rooms were nice http://www.opeydeplacepattaya.com/Gallery.htm have a look regards matey

Thanks Adam nice pix will see you soon regards Matey

you poor prick i do feel sorry for you and i will make sure i get to the airport for my flight with plenty of time to spare regards Matey

thanks i did laugh matey

hi thanks to all who posted above , i am a bit down at the moment and reading these has put a smile back on me face regards matey

Hi Odence While i was there in april and may i went to Tonys gym complex on 3rd road they have a japanese spa at the back , i went most days as i have a bad back and this is a great experience you get showered go in a steam room hop in a jaquizi get a massage that is incredible back in steam room and showered and jaquizi then get dressed and go about you business for 200 baht . no happy ending but you leave feeling like a million dollars. the place is just near the buffalo bar and all of the above takes about 2 hours i took everyone from my group one day and they all loved the experience regards Matey ps we met in Goldfingers a couple of times