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Good luck Terrence sounds like you had a bit of fun putting this together regards Matey

thanks the santa girls look good and nice to see some old faces matey

Young Paddy, moved to Roscommon and bought a donkey from a farmer for 100 Euros . The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.' Paddy replied, 'Well,then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.' Paddy said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The farmer asked, 'What are ya gonna do with him? Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!' Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me.. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.' A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?' Paddy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two Euros a piece and made a profit of Euro 898 The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two Euros back.' Paddy now works for the Irish Government

In May this year I paid $427 return that was with tax from melbourne to BKK with jetstar and just booked with them for a may trip leaving on a tuesday only in May for $347 total so that will be the lowest fare yet regards Matey

Maori clock Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night, a drunk Samoan led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall. 'What's that big brass gong for ?' one of the friend's asked. 'Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Maori clock' he drunkenly replied. 'A talking Maori clock - seriously ?' 'Yup.' 'Hmmm (hic).' 'How's it work ?' the second friend asked, squinting at it. 'Just watch' he said. He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an 'ear-shattering bash' and stepped back. His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence. Suddenly, a Maori voice from the other side of the wall screamed, 'For f*#k's sake, you stupid coconut . It's ten past three in the f*#king morning !!!

Hi Guys I just booked Mr Dream again for a pick up of my lady in Pattaya and to bring her to the airport wait for me and then take us to Bangkok to our hotel , he has given me a price that Im very happy with and the service he has given me and a mate in the past has been great , thats why I am having him do the job this time as my lady would never find her way around at the airport to meet me and this is perfect for me as we are going to put the visa forms for her to come back to Australia with me , some people say they know this guy from another business in the past , that might be so but in the business he is doing now is all I can judge the guy on and as I have said he has done great by me and thats all I will comment on regards Matey Ps I still have never met the guy but Ill give him my money happily for a great service

very funny

this place is next door to tuk dot com and its got a lot of gays in the area lots of good restaurants but lots of gays hang out regards Matey

that was a very enjoyable couple of minutes thanks regads matey

Nice pix I see a couple of face I know in them regards Matey

congratulations on a top year it is a great venue and lots of fun I hope you have another great year I was in 9 days ago and will be back in 10 weeks so see you then regards Matey

hi sorry about that it was a blue chevrolett not sure of model and it was in good condition very clean we had water on board and great aircon all up a good deal at 1200 baht he was so friendly the driver and spoke good enough english to have a conversation with us regards Matey

Hi Guy I used this company on May the 7th and found it to be very good we had a very happy little bloke waiting for us when we got to the right area and he proudly displayed my name and friend and put a big smile on my face the sign read Mr Matey and Mr Phatphuck , I noticed a few people laughing at the names but our driver just kept smiling and showing the sign our driver told us the time frame and asked us if we liked fast or slow trip and i liked this as we were given the option not just subjected to a formular one test drive . we opted for the quick version of the trip and found the driver to be very safe and just quick enough and we arrived to our hotel with no problems the guy knew where he was going great for knew guys to pattaya or trying a Knew hotel , we tipped him and were booked in to our hotel and off to the Buffalo Bar by 11pm our flight arrived at 8 50pm and our hotel was Opey de place in soi Lengki , so anyone thinking of this service I would recomend it and I am using him again to pick up a mate who is a total newbie on saturday morning as he has no idea where Pattaya is and is relying on me to get him here and I think Jayson will be the right guy for the job . I think once a few more guys use this service it will become the normal form for many of us to use regards matey I hope this info helps some of you make a decision

hi Guys Im staying there at the moment and its just a great area there are plenty of good deals to be had on rooms here Opey has a good pool and security is very good if you have freelancers back you do have the record of their id with reception but some of the smaller hotels and guest houses dont have full security at night but if you always barfine then you can always go back to the bar if you have any problems but the Opey is a good place to stay and this is my second time staying in 5 months and it has a good pool and jsut nice and clean regards Matey

thanks Adam I have been on the tour with Hammer and had a ball and now done a smaller and I must say very comfortable tour with you the Lord of Flash what a top time we had my mate vince and another live wire Aussie Perth Simo we managed 5 short time between us well Perth Simmo did test the bounds of what a short time is meant to be the last girl will never be the same again . Adam I wish you all the best for the tours and I think anyone wanting a great time would be Mad not to make you a must do when in town I will be in touch and best regards Matey

Hi Guys I will be using this service on the 7th May so I will post on the results on friday , I have passed a couple of emails and found mr dream helpfull [ jayson] regards Matey

my flight in may is costing $427 return from melbourne and the next trip in august is $544 return with jetstar its very hrd to beat this from here regards matey

I wont be in till the 7th but if anyone can make it you should I was at Nams party 2 years ago and had a ball its probably the best Party that Adam puts on , Ill buy Nam a drink when I get there and I will just wish her all the best for now regards Matey

I agree with Mr dream on this one if it aint broke why fix it and it makes sense to check out the place in person when you want to change hotels as you cant alway rely on what you read in a flyer or on the web , i alway have a look at a few places on my trips and can recomend different price range places to guys back at my work place who are thinking of going regards Matey

Its a nice website but is a bit deceptive when trying to find specific info , I will go look at the place in 3 weeks and make a decision about it then , but whats on offer here I wouldnt put any money up front without checking the place or getting someone I trust to do the looking for me regards Matey they might be above board but just seems to try and distract you from the rentals with the pix of the girls

looks like it was a great night , I will be in the place in 4 weeks , thanks for the pix regards Matey

shit I wont be there will really miss it but I probably wouldnt be able to hold any licker that night anyway matey

Opey was great to stay at I was there in November and we had 4 rooms on the 3rd floor one had a noisy aircon but all the others were great security is good no hassles and the pool was the best used it a few times , an extra thing when we were ther the place semmed to have a lot of familys with kids staying this made the place very quiet of a night . I hope this helps you also checked out Jp rooms while we were staying with a veiw to staying next trip and found the room they showed us was fresly painted but the rooms are the same size as the opey and a different shape pool with a bit more room to sit around at the J p but the new building next door might be a problem for a while now so I rebooked the opey for my May trip and you can get a great breakfast across the road from the opey at Le Katai regards Matey a few pix of the Opey room and pool

I dont have any problems here maybe you could empty your cookies , thats computer cookies not your gonads ok and see if that helps regards Matey

hi you got any more info like actual price or a web site thanks Matey