The Jock Bomb

Oh FFS catch up and read before posting ...... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

YOu can make a safe bet there but suspect the odds you get will be abysmal it's a dead cert! Safer riding a motor bike pissed than trusting the Thai's to stop!

If these stories are true it is a disgrace such a piece of equipment is in use. It is an even bigger disgrace security staff are using it for their own means. Quite obviously they saw a star and got him in the scanner. We do need security at airports, that much is for sure, but many of the checks and restrictions do nothing for the safety of the flight. Much like the ban on liquids.

You really are one sad man. I wish I could always be correct like you. I bet you are a real blast to have a beer with

You just keep counting you baht and head off to New Plaza. I opt to live where I live for the benefit of education for my family. Not quite sure where Mike Tyson comes into it but I will just put that down to an age thing? I will advise the official website that was cut and paste from just for you They obviously have never met Hoe Choker God help them, the walking oracle on Thailand is about to browse your official pages relating to Thailand. They will probably shut up shop!

And you are sat on an internet forum? yep you are a wise man Wish I was as smart as you

Pretty sad stuff

Hoe Licker I can't be arsed with your shite. Here to save you clicking the link: The rainy season in Thailand varies from region to region and is largely dominated by the monsoon. But just incase you want to http://www.thaizer.com/weather/when-is-the...on-in-thailand/ There ya go add it to your oracle of useless facts, at least one part of it may be right rather than trying to understand that shite you posted

Not at all? It rains more in April through to October for me and tourists that is VERY IMPORTANT and as far as I am concerned any period of heavier rain worthwhile knowing about? Or would you rather just tell the guy that it rains only in rainy season? Granted I probably used the wrong words so what? Would you rather tha guy coming out in say May and getting hammered with rain?

Snap! I remember 4 years, maybe 5 years ago getting cought down soi 6/1 with a lass I used to see. We were soaked from the bar and the water fights and the heavens opened, the rain was uttering bouncing off the streets as it does. The girl rufused to leave as she would get wet After 5 mins she was shacking like a dildo with new batteries she was that cold. Pissed with rain a couple of times that songkran actually.

I would say it depends where you are, and what references you use? You use this. I prefer to use a rough rainfall guide for that particular area. You could even include November as well with only Dec/Jan/Feb being actually fairly dry months the rest have a considerable rain fall. Rainfall in mm Pattaya jan 19 Feb 14 March 52 April 67 May 177 June 79 July 77 Aug 91 Sept 202 Oct 249 Nov 134 Dec 4 You are referring to a general chart there and it various considerably throughout Thailand

Going back to other threads, it is yet another reason people stop coming to Thailand. Lack of policing and the policing that is there is generally bent as a £3 note. Corrupt to the core and on the take. But that is tarring everyone with the same brush. I have met some decent cops on the highways after being stopped for breaking the farang driving a car law and also the farang 5KPH speed limiit throughout Thailand. At least they de fraud the money from you with a smile. I was even stopped once under the new Road Traffic Coffee Funding laws! The pick up in front with 15 matresses lying

FFS Joe, what's wrong with you? That was quite amusing To quote a saying, it is a car crash waiting to happen. Even the cops are speeding through LOL. The problem is our little flat faced friends are not educated enough to understand what a red light and pedestrian crossing means. It won't be long until someone is mowed down, that is for sure. Especially with police hammering through them as well. Total and utter lack of education on driving. But we all know that already though! I got to say however, I used one to cross 2nd road just down from Mikes. Only 1 bike went through an

I would say November and December possibly January are the coolest months, November this year was the coolest I have experienced. Have been in February and it is starting to heat up again. But in Pattaya, as it is costal it doesn't get so hot you are dying from heat but it is always in the 30's in the hotter months. Go inland at your pearl. Car themometer was readin 44 in Khon Kaen a few years back. I was dying! Rainy season starts around March/April and will extend through to september/October and when it rains, boy does it rain. Couple of hours of solid heavy heavy rain. But like weather

Thats funny, I've stayed in that area of LK Metro many times and never ever experienced that? Far more noise from Diana and the other end of LK Metro. On the whole LK Metro is a very quiet soi at nights, unless there is a party on but even then never had any problems with noise, only from Diana.

Looks like a damn fine idea if you ask me!

Can't access that page where I am just now, is that purely for the USA?

Good story, happy ending and the Girl etc rewarded suitably for her honesty. Well done

Jesus I can already hear this in every bar and I'm not even there :) Yep that will be blaring out every where soon enough!

Now known as Opey de Place and yes, great pool, great shade if required, decent grub, clean rooms very reasonably priced. Only down side is the floor tiles in the toilets of your room are wall tiles and offer no adhesion what so ever when wet. Making your toilet/shower a skating rink! Fallen twice myself and thankfully both when sober!

Wow your prices are in some cases more expensive than Budget! In others they are slightly lower. Word of advice though, get the webpage sorted otherwise you will get no custom I have noticed over the last 3 or 4 years that the private car hires, such as yourself and the guy in Soi Diana are now way more expensive than the likes of Budget (where you get ZERO EXCESS) and Avis etc Any idea why? I started going with Budget as their prices were cheaper and you were given free ZERO excess cover. Do you offer zero excess cover? Always willing to be converted!

They're working, but you should see the confused looks on the Thai's driving. Like ..... WTF, why are pedestrians allowed to cross the road in safety........... won't take long for them to start abusing them though. I give it a few months and bike will be nipping through pedestrians etc.. Waste of cash unless they are going to police it.

Never crashed but certainly had a few and nearly crashed. But you need only flip back to Lee from Nois bar at the start of this year to see how badly things can end, Poor bloke. Later in the evening I think most of us have been on a motorbike taxi with a semi pissed driver. We take our lives in our own hands at times!

I see several pushing the Bell bus, and I can't really say they are not worth using also. I think they are 200B each way? But you are in a bus, with perhaps 20 other minging farangs who have just got their, sweating their ass's off, then at the other end stuffed into a mini bus. But what you pay is well worth it IMO. Only thing is they don't depart after 18:00 so for me they are normally not an option but I prefer a taxi ride myself.

No mate you used the fake Mr. Dream, academik or whatever his board log ins were. The real Mr. Dream is Thai and he has never ever fucked up in the 3 years I have used and known him. He faced some serious business problems when academik started using his name and failing to turn up for appointments. Thankfully some of us are in the know. You are not to know the damage caused by statements such as yours so you can imagine the problems he has faced as a result of this guy using his name! The real Mr. Dream, who is THAI is reasonably priced and there is no pissing about with 60KPH d