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I think potsawati@yahoo.com does it for less in a nice full sized salon, I've used him for 10 years.

I have two blood nephews in the USA, both are with Asian ladies [Viet] . Is taste in women a genetic factor?

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today. Never mind, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.0. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. A recent study found that the average Brit walks about 1400 miles a year. Another study found that Brits drink, on average, 26 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Brits get about 54 miles to the gallon!

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway "The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it." - George Bernard Shaw

How to listen to audiobooks on my samsung mobile phone?

I wonder if anyone out there has thought of solving the security/companion problem by having a apartment/house mate [straight] of similar age [old] finances, tastes etc, rather than a sometimes greedy Thai lady. Someone to call the ambulance and look out for your interests. You can get a bigger/better house/apartment for the pooled money as well as a housekeeper/masseuse/nurse. Keeping the sex seperate and transient. After 10 years living here I don't need a trophy Thai lady hanging on to me 24/7. Please spare me the witty/snide comments, this is a serious inquiry.

Had on older man tell me "The booze givith and the booze taketh away" I consumed the equivelent of a liter of vodka per day while owning and operating 3 upscale restaurants in different towns for almost 20 years until the burnout and booze got me. Still managed to salvage enough to live here.

They don't have a web site but it's right across from http://www.18coinshotel.com/ If I find the phone no. I'll post it, BTW only one person speaks english, how's your Thai?

MO Guesthouse 5000 + utilities [less than 1000 if you don't use A/C] in central pattaya, Soi Bukow

A professor at the University of Montana was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?' About 90 students raise their hands. Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?' About 40 students raise their hands. That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?' About 15 students raise their hand. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?' Three students raise their hands. That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?' Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.' The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?' Ahmed replied, "Oh shit, from way back there I thought you said Goats."

How much $$$$?

Accomadations seem to be a little higher in AC easily made up by drink etc. prices but bring your own FOOD,

Not so much anymore been replaced by 'I want you/you want me' or something like that. They all still play the same music, kind of a beer bars 'Musak'

One day while he was at the track playing the ponies and all but losing his shirt, O'Brian noticed a Priest who stepped out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race. Lo and behold, that horse--a very long shot--- won the race. Before the next race, as the horses began lining up, O'Brian watched with interest the old Priest step onto the track. Sure enough, as the horses of the 5th race came to the starting gate the Priest made a blessing on the forehead of one of the horses. O'Brian made a beeline for a betting window and placed a small bet on the horse. Again, even though it was another long shot, the horse the Priest had blessed won the race. O'Brian collected his winnings, and anxiously waited to see which horse the Priest would bless for the 6th race. The Priest again blessed a horse. O'Brian bet big on it, and it won. O'Brian was elated. As the races continued the Priest kept blessing long shot horses, and each one ended up coming in first. By and by, O'Brian was pulling in some serious money. By the last race, he knew his wildest dreams were going to come true. He made a quick dash to the ATM, withdrew all his savings, and awaited the Priest's blessing that would tell him which horse to bet on. True to his pattern, the Priest stepped onto the track for the last race and blessed the forehead of an old nag that was the longest shot of the day. O' Brian also observed the Priest blessing the eyes, ears, and hooves of the old nag. O'Brian knew he had a winner and bet every cent he owned on the old nag. He then watched dumbfounded as the old nag come in dead last. O'Brian, in a state of shock, made his way down to the track area where the priest was. Confronting the old priest he demanded, "Father! What happened? All day long you blessed horses and they all won. Then in the last race, the horse you blessed lost by a Kentucky mile. Now, thanks to you I've lost every cent of my savings---all of it!". The priest nodded wisely and with sympathy. "Son," he said, "that's the problem with you Protestants, you can't tell the difference between a simple blessing and last rites."

I have used this man for 10 years, he is everything you ask for and can do or get anything you need! Speaks perfect english and has a nice sedan. Ask for Mister [not Khun] Potsawat, he will know I recommended you. potsawati@yahoo.com 0863052258 0819407258 Unhappy? PM me

A man came home from work one day,to find his wife on the front porch with het bags packed. Just where the heck do you think you"re going!!said the man. I"m going to Las Vegas",said the wife,I just found out i can get $400 a night for what i give you for free! The man said,"wait a minute!",and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand. Where the heck are you going?",said the wife. The man said,I want to see how you"re gonna live on $800 a year!".

Help, can someone please give me the name, address, phone, number, email of a shop that sells walking aids [wheel chairs, walkers, crutches] in Pattaya/Jomtien area. Possibly on Sukhumvit I'm told.

The infamous Thai pricing is typical of all Thai thinking. They do not plan ahead nor take future consequences in mind. This applyes to thier pricng, choices, driving, poitics, spending etc. Some of this is due to Buddhism but is found in most warm countries where they do not have to plan for winter survival and becomes instilled in the culture.

This old lady's husband has died. Despite their advanced years they had enjoyed a fairly active sex life and she missed it. As it happened, on the high street, just around the corner from her house, was a sex shop and she'd seen a sign in the window "Dildoes for sale". She wasn't quite sure what a doldo was so she Googled it and thought "that might fill a hole (pun intended) in my life. So, she went to the shop and asked the guy at the counter what kind of dildoes were on sale. The guy said "just look there on the wall, all models are displayed; all colours, shapes, plastic, metal, vibrating, etc." So the old lady looks for a while and then says "I think I'd like the red one on the left", to which the guy on the counter replies "sorry lady, the fire extinguisher is not for sale".

Witherspoons by far

The guys who run secrets have expensive tastes [for us] how about the latest, a yacht?

Not a very pleasant area IMHO

Ineresting, it's the first hotel I heard about [in Spain] before coming to Pattaya 10 years ago and haven't set foot in there yet, let me know if it's worth a visit.

wCourage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death." I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy screws a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl screws just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up. “Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.” "It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot." George Carlin 'A DRUNKEN MAN'S ACTIONS ARE A SOBER MAN'S THOUGHTS!' “Who among us hasn't envied a cat's ability to ignore the cares of daily life and to relax completely?” It seems that the more repressed the society, the more perverted things are in private. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it! Something's lost, but something's gained, in living every day "Cancer is a word, not a sentence" J.Diamond. you were born with 2 ears and 1 mouth so you can listen twice as much than you speak Going to the grave healthy is stupid, arrive with beer in hand and body thoroughly used up Now that I'm older I thought it was great that I seemed to have more patience. Turns out I just don't give a shit The concept of "Politically Correct' is an abridgement of free speech Stocks: Sell in May and Go Away The truth indeed has never been preached by the Buddha, seeing that one has to realize it within oneself Kites rise highest against the wind - not with it. Winston Churchill... A little like "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" "If god doesn't like the way I live, let him tell me, not you." Men marry a woman because she is different.......but women divorce a man when he is different. “Live for something rather than die for nothing.” General George S. Patton Just because I don't care, doesnt mean I don't understand. - Homer It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues." Abraham Lincoln "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. " Sir Winston Churchill "Every day one ought to hear a little song, read a good poem, see an exquisite picture, and, if it were possible, speak a few sensible words." Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe There’s only one thing worse than being a wall-flower at parties, and that’s not being invited at all. "Cancer is a word, not a sentence" J.Diamond May you get to Heaven, 30 minutes before the devil knows your dead. Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional. - Zen Proverb Karma is not something complicated or philosophical. Karma means watching your body, watching your mouth, and watching your mind. Trying to keep these three doors as pure as possible is the practice of karma. - Lama Thubten Yeshe, "The Bliss of Inner Fire" "To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all." "I'd rather be sorry for something I've done, than for something that I didn't do." As a single slab of rock Won't budge in the wind, So the wise are not moved By praise PS: Mohammed is the most popular name in the orld

Carrefor is your best bet, Thailand has a very protective import tax as do most developing countries.