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Anyone leaving it late may want to check out Air France from Heathrow. £450 ish with one change in Paris.

Used them years ago, nice clean airline, decent food and helpfull staff. Wouldn't call them cheap though.

That's right, and it's the last time you stay round my place !

Well you got me into it

I can vouch for this. Really friendly bunch at The Rovers. Never had a problem bringing a Ladyboy back for a spit roast with Barlow.

Billabong is a safe bet, nice girls and helpful owner.

Thanks pal, will be sure to pop in.

Hi, your place gets a lot of good revies and seems very popular on here, one thing though, where is it ?

I left lots of ripped/spunkstained/pussyjuiced pantyhose and stockings in my loom, don't know if the cleaner used them though

Like it yeah, fair enough, just bored at work. Villa is a mate, as is Dom at The Rovers, Joekicker is obviously an utter cunt.

And ? It's the internet, it's not real life, and it livens things up from the normal "great blow job in Soi 6", "I paid "2000bht for a streetcleaner LT", "you taxi firm is shite" Crap that keeps getting regurgitated. Fair enough putting it in the Funnies section, but really martin, some of the goons on here need the piss taking out of them.

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No problem Dom, love it when you come out of the closet, sorry, i mean Kitchen with a big pot of hotpot shouting, "if you want it, come and get it"

Going under due to not being competative and thinking everyone loves them, we don't, the customer service is shite and the cabin crew that aren't fruits, look like drag queens.

No problem Dom. Here's that picture of you when you were hiding from those Ladyboys

Dom welcomes his new go-go dancer.

Hells Bells, Patrick seems to be having a great time !

Very true. Best thing about the Rovers is when the Peter Barlow lookalike, who does the cooking, makes Betty's Hotpot and shouts "if you want it, come and get it "

Eh ? where you going Pat ?

When does the passenger tax go up ?

Hi guys, Work is fucking me around a bit at the moment, due to this big project we have on, so it's fair enough i guess as we "only lost £9 Million over the last 12 months. I am gonna get 3 weeks in patts, but it looks like it's gonna be short notice when i get it, before end of year. Thing is, do flight prices go up by much if i book last minute ? Will be end of November and not run into Christmas.

no bother mate, they have someone in the bar 24/7, so you can come (cum) and go as you please.

For me, Liverpool should win it, i would have been more confident if they had not sold Alonso, but they should have enough this eason to claim the title. Best bets are with Paddy Power, they offer trebles on the relegation places, for me, Pompey, Hull & Burnley at 40-1 is a cracking bet.

it's a bit boring to be honest mate, not worth a weekend, maybe half a day, but that's about it.