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Come off it Dom, that time i said i was gonna go long time with that one with the blond hair from Jenny's you pulled this out

http://www.animatronics.org/strangers/strangers.htm

Dom loves doing the bar crawls, his knowledge is second to none. I like the stunt he pulls at the end of the crawl when he thinks everyone is so pissed that they don't notice him go off for a short time upstairs at Pook Bar

you hear that BigD ? shame Bwadwy has gone home or he'd have been in like a shot.

Thanks for that, great link in with the book, you sound like a master salesman ! Also, i forgot to add the bit where she informs me : "i hate you" Thanks.

Perhaps you could shed some meaning on the e-mail i just received from a Thai girl i call Cookie, it came after i refused her request for money (again) "u fucking liar i never see u again" ?

Mumbai ? big fucking no, especially on the way back if you are trying to bring a few extra cartons of fags through. £320 would be a decent price, and that's how much it was late last year.

I know what he means about fags, i used an inhalator on my flights, but need not have bothered as the sleeping pills did the trick. i am now on day 3 of giving up smoking, all going well, but haven't really been out of the house !

Don't bother with Heathrow Express, by the time you've fucked about at KX & PADD you may as well just take the tube direct for £4.50. Still think the flight he has is a bit pricey though, i'm sure EVA were doing somehting around the £470 mark for that time. May not have suited his timings though.

Full Time and shitbag Fergie will be giving it the full hairdryer :)

Check out EVA, they should be cheaper than that for a direct flight.

Orby & the Oracle, 2 Fucking Legends of the Rovers !

Advance tickets with East Coast ? If you plan 12 weeks ahead you can get them at that price easily.

yes, that's right, i explained it wrong. I also forgot to mention the brand new plasma screen tvs' in every room. You know how them thai girls love a bit of telly !

yeah, you get 10% off every 1000bht you soend on your tab while staying there.

I go from near you, but travel free on train. Tube is easy, like you say, jump on, give it an hour or so, and you're there. If i have a good few hours before flying i stop off at that pub just outside Kings Cross down the side of the Premier Inn and opposite Tesco. Same price beer as up here.

Heathrow is great, dead easy to get to. BA, no thanks, never do any offers to encourage you to travel to LOS with them and the staff are stuck up. Fuck 'em !

http://www.3sompattaya.com/Rooms.html There you go djidji :)

Stayed at the 3-Sum on LK Metro for almost 3 weeks. Everything was sorted out in advance, room number, taxi from Airport by Dan who looks after the place. No hitches at all and quick responses to e-mails. Room was spacious with in room safe, shower (good & Powerful) kettle, toaster, microwave and fridge. Had air-con and a large fan which both worked fine. Room cleaned daily to a very high standard and sheets changed every other day. Friendly non-pushy staff with a couple of well worthy bar-fines. Make sure to have a beer or 3 with Dan as he is very knowledgeable about Pattaya and is an allround cool dude. Prices are very good and the welcome is warm.

Balloons ! Free Food ! And i'm in England ! Dom, you fooker Hope it's a good one, but i already know it will be. Get the pictures up soon as eh mate ?

Teelaks' Mum & Daughter stayed last night. Loved it, as i knew they would. Thanks for sorting out at late notice Ian.

they brought me out here this time and will sadly take me home on Wednesday. great airline though, couldn't find a fault. paid £428 from LHR.

when is next darkside tour mate ? fancy a bit of pipe swinging!

well, sat in the rovers now with Dom and plenty of improvements have been made. great new sound system and more tv's showing more sports than before. food is good and staff friendly, would barfine one, but best not shit on me own doorstep!

Was in here last night, Kelly, the owner, is a really nice, genuine guy and is a good host. had a starberry Daq, really good. bar is nice and clean and the staff are friendly, BF is 600bht before 1am and 400bht after. some nice girls and one real stunner who is gonna get barfined tonight gotta love those pantyhose :)