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Emmmmmmmmm, English Brekky served at Cafe Uno. Looks delish dunnit?

1) Bring lots of money 2) Bring condoms, unless you have a small willy like an Asian 3) Bring lots of money 4) Change your name to Handsum Man before leaving for your trip 5) Bring lots of money 6) If it's tall, beautiful, and has huge knockers, it's probably hung better than you 7) Bring lots of money 8) Before coming, ask yourself 12,387 times if you want to buy some suit or shirt. 9) Bring lots of money 10) Did I mention bring lots of money?

The bangers & mash is also luverly!

For a mad fookin Pomgolian, this guy does a damn fine feed!

If you aint had some scran at Cafe Uno over on the Darkside, you are missing out on one of Pattaya's best kept secrets. They serve probably the best burger in all of Pattaya. I have never been disappointed with a meal there yet. The owner is a dodgy Pomgolian, but alright I guess. Bwahahahahahaha!

I would send a PM to BM davyson, as I think he deals in insurance. You can't miss him, he is the gay guy that wears pink flowered shirts.

Piss off! You obviously don't have a sense of humor.

If you want a couple TG's there waiting for you, then there is a limo service from one of the Gogo Bars. I can't remember the name? Penthouse? Someone on here will know.

The cheapest way would be to walk. It might take you a bit, but at least you would save 1,500 - 2,000 baht. That's 4 ST's in with the old fuglies that BigD fucks. You could take the bus. Not sure how much it costs though? There is one that leaves every hour to Pattatya. It might be something like 250 baht or so? I heard it's not so bad. Again, saves money. There are numerous cheap charlie ways to get to and from. Why not advertise to chare a taxi to Pattaya with 20 other members, so you only have to pay 100 baht?

Don't forget to check out the RoadHouse on Soi LK Metro. They are supposed to have some "smashing" rooms and rates.

Is Mr. Dream none other than the whack job that used to manage 3Som Bar? The one that tried to off himself over a whore? Self proclaimed Marketing Guru?

Sun and some pretty strong rain storms. It IS the hottest month of the year in Thailand.

Wonder why you are moving?

5,250 baht round trip from Shenzhen to Swampy.

Check Dragon Air. I am not sure if they are cheaper or not, but they are supposed to be a low cost airline.

Just a little ribbing, I wont threadfuck the thread. That is a pretty decent line up he has these days though. I aint been in Misty's for about 6 years. I might drop in sometime.

Balloon chasing these days?

Cross over into the Mainland, and get the Air Asia flight for 5,250 baht round trip. Great stuff!

The guys over at the beer bar told me yesterday that 3Som bar has nice rooms upstairs at very decent prices.