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    Movie Quiz V

    in Idle Chit Chat

    Posted · Edited by jamie392305

    Despite Jamie's attempts to confuse me ....... :clueless

     

    Err, the executioner's song was a TV movie wasn't it, which I thought we were avoiding?

    Anyhow, to keep things moving one that I found attractive..

    Rosanna Arquette

     

     

    Cant remember if it was a TV Movie, all I remember was that it was a fuckin good film.

     

    OK back to.....Robert De Niro

     

     

     

     

    The deer Hunter......which is not a TV Movie :allright

    Walking Street Freelancers!

    in Idle Chit Chat

    Posted · Edited by jamie392305

    I spend every evening in the GOGO's in WS but have never taken any of the Fl's who offer themselves on WS. I have taken enough BR Fl's to be quite discouraged with their attitudes & lack of responsiveness.

     

    I know that plenty of BM's swear by the BR girls, & I do not make this post to be lectured on that point. I have already formed my own opinions of those tramps.

     

    However, I would appreciate BM'sharing their experiences & evaluations of WS FL's & possibly comparing them to the BR animals.

     

    MANY THANX!

     

     

    Your arrogance and disrespect suit your name, BORNLOSER

     

    YOU ARE A PRICK

     

    :banghead :clueless :clueless :clueless :clueless :clueless :nod

    December/Xmas/New Year

    in General Discussion about Pattaya

    Posted

    I am there from the 11th Dec returning 1st Jan Heathrow to Bangkok Direct Thai Airways.

    My first trip but reading the tips on this board I shouldnt let the girls know this :rolleyes:

    Hope to catch up with a few of you....Frogster

     

     

    Flying back new years day, hope its not a morning flight :grin-jump

     

    NEVER tell them its your first trip. Most of us will be in FLB on NYE, but hopefully catch you in and around Patts.

     

    TIP....Try and get on as many bar crawls as you can. See you Xmas :whistling:

    Here we go again

    in General Discussion about Pattaya

    Posted

    I'm staying on Soi 6 again for Xmas and all the bars there shut at 1am. I do get a stop on in Spiderwoman bar as I use that as my local for my last few drinks on the way back to the Queen Vic. Last time I was there it was becoming more like Spiderladyboy bar as their number is increasing alarmingly. Maybe I need a new local. :hairout

    On the occasions I do venture to WS 2am is fine for me, maybe head to Soi Marine for something to eat them bed.

    Glyn.

     

     

    Well you are getting old mate, you can't keep up with us young 'un's.

     

    Next you'll be telling us how you went out with a fiver, drank all night, got fish & chips, taxi home and still had change :rolleyes:

     

    :D :rolleyes: :thumbup :zzz: :D :grin :nod :nod :poke :poke :moon :moon :sosad :sosad :sosad :sosad :sosad :bhappy :bhappy :lsmile :tits: :tits: :teeth: :D

    December/Xmas/New Year

    in General Discussion about Pattaya

    Posted · Edited by GlynRhedyn

    So far list is as follows.

     

    Glynbuk 17th Dec -2nd Jan

    Tombon 25th Dec - 8th Jan

    Wanghin 25th Dec - 11th Jan

    Glynrhedyn 25th Dec - 7th Jan

    Spiderdaz 15th Nov - mid February ( lucky cunt)

    Tarl Mid Dec - Early Jan

    Sanuk Scouser 24th Dec - 7th Jan

    JohnnyK Dec - Feb 4th

    Snowbird 31st Dec - April (Yet another lucky cunt)

    nariad 25th Dec - 8th Jan

    jamie392305 16th Dec - 8th Jan

    ajweiss1 21st Nov - 8th Jan

    Frogster 11th Dec - 1st Jan

    Onelilley 27th Dec - 28th Jan

    Whackydre 26th Dec - 6th Jan

    mykl 22nd Dec - 5th Jan

    Comaghee 21st Dec - 4th Jan now confirmed

    Sexpat 12th Dec - 5th Jan

    fenom 30th Dec - 12th Jan

    OJ 9th Dec - 9th Jan

    Danboy 15th Dec - 5th Jan

    Mick1982 21st Dec - 6th Jan

    mrcina 30th Dec - 15th Jan

    louie 8th Dec - 26th Jan

    dream1302 until 2nd Jan

     

    :whistling: :clueless :thumbup :thumbup

     

    Any more, just add to list, Hopefully we can all meet up for a drink or 10 :chogdee

     

     

    DJMiami, you can pop along if you find the time to join us you miserable coooooont. :poke2 :nod :bhappy :whistling:

    How many nationalities ?

    in Idle Chit Chat

    Posted

    Can't compete in the number of nationalities thing but so far it seems I am the only one to have shagged South Africans. Just wanted to post that before anyone else plants a flag there. :rolleyes:

    Glyn.

     

     

    And that was after they had been mauled to death by the local Lion :clueless :wtf :cry2 :nod :party :poke :moon :bhappy :bhappy :lsmile :bigsmile: :ahhgg:

    Alcohol intake

    in General Discussion about Pattaya

    Posted

    Interested in how much grog people drink daily in Pattaya.

    I understand it will differ between guys that live in LOS and tourists on binge junkets.

    My normal holiday is always 2-3 weeks, so normally go stupid for the whole trip.

    Here is an honest day on the piss for me and my mates.

    Sorry if this subject has been discussed before.

     

    Out of the rack around 10.00am.

    Breakfast at around 11.00am and 1 or 2 bloody marys just to get the blood flowing.

    12.00 noon wonder around to a few bars (sportsman) and would have a round of singhs' (3 stubbies)

    1.00pm find a new bar (happy bar) and have another round (3 stubbies)

    2.00 - 2.30 back to motel and lay around pool for a lazy afternoon until around 5.00pm, drink around pool average 5-6 stubbies.

    5.30 shower and freshen up for another night of sheer madness and many laughs.

    6.00 off to Rockhouse but will now be The Drunken Duck as friends own it, in 3 hours maybe 5 or 6 stubbies and getting sick of beer (+ 4 or 5 scotches)

    9.00 off to Walking st to see friends who own Mummas, in 3 hours anywhere between 12 - 15 scotches (+ numerous shots, normaly free from mate who has bar).

    Not one for being out until 5.00am so around midnight generally pissed as a parrot will LT a lovely from Mummas or any other bar in Walking st and home for me around 1.00am.

    So i normaly pay my girl 100bt for 10-15 minutes of loven and 1400bt for putting up with my snoring for 8 hours.

    9.00am another massive shag session (15-20 minutes) and its time for her to go and time for me to shower up for breakfast and another Bloody Mary. :chogdee

    That equates to 35-40 standard drinks. I have met a few English boys who would drown me to. So is this the norm for mongers on the swill ?

    In Australia any more than 4 standard drinks a day makes you an alcoholic according to the wowzers and so called experts.

    After 2 or 3 weeks of this im seriously fukd and want to go home and die but Monday comes and its off to fukn work again.

    But for now the countdown is on, 12 days and counting.

    Hope you have plenty of cold Blackthorns ready Poppa Bob. :chogdee

     

    Cunt son 2.

     

     

     

    My apologies, i have no clues to how this ended up in the Thai political pages. Im sure the mods will move it ,lol

     

     

    LIGHTWEIGHT, BUT KEEP ON TRYING :thumbup :puke :chogdee :thumbup :thumbup

    Glitterman Speaks About [M] Glittermans Nuts From Mars

    in General Discussion about Pattaya

    Posted · Edited by jamie392305

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    Thank you for choosing this 'Glitterman' product. 'Nuts from Mars' should reach you in a satisfactory condition, and fulfill your questionable expectations.

     

    The Almighty and Powerful Wizard is back and gives you;

     

    PARABLE 7680947835786540878790605699520080195854768760986675858848849687764992, The Parable of Nuts from Mars.

     

     

    ....................And so, cycling slowly along Beach Road one day, the great Golden Glitterman did happen to see the Chanel 7 News team,

     

    "Mr Golden Glitterman, a few question please," Said the interviewer, "Is it true that your author, known only as James Bond for the last decade is in fact a member of the British Royal Family and that his uncle is the 7th richest person in England with 1.6 Billion Pounds according to media reports of a decade ago."

     

    The Golden One gave that beautiful Golden man smile, kissed his face mirror and said,

     

    "If a dismayed alien from Mars were to sum up the Earths entire human race it would only take just 3 words; MONEY MONEY MONEY."

     

    The interviewer scratched his head and said, "Are you an alien from Mars Mr Golden Glitterman?'

     

    Just then the Mayor of Pattaya did happen to come running towards the Golden One with a mirror in his hand,

     

    "Save me, save me O Great Golden Glitterman," the Mayor said, "for I have decided to retire, and I want you to take over and be the new Mayor of Pattaya."

     

    The Mayor then held up a mirror in front of the Golden Ones face for the Golden One to look into and kiss repeatedly.

    The Golden One thought long and hard about this decision. Then after 25 minuits said,

     

    "Er....Okay."

     

    ....................A HUGE parade, led as usual by the Golden One, was followed by a public ceremony outside Central Plaza on Beach Road.

    The golden One, standing on a stage spoke into a microphone and addressed the huge crowd with a slow, low voice.

     

    "It is.....indeed.......a great honor.....for me to become......." Suddenly a scream from the crowd was heard,

     

    "A thief has just stolen my heavy gold necklace," Said a panicked lady.

     

    "Fear not Mrs panicked lady said the Golden One, for I am the Great Golden Glitterman and I will relieve you of your temporary panic."

     

    The Golden One then reached into his pocket and threw nuts from Mars at the running thief.

     

    "Whhhoooaaahhhh!" Said the thief as he slipped upon the nuts. causing the necklace to be flung high into the air, far above the crowds and clouds, and come landing around the Golden Ones neck.

    Then the Golden One took out his face mirror, and kissing the mirror said,

     

    "I thus accept this gift, got any more?"

     

    Just then an above spotlight exploded, sending sparks on to the Golden Ones feathered hat, igniting his hat into a burst of flames. The crowd uncontrollably laughing as the Golden One screamed a strange unmanly Micheal Jackson type scream, "Yeeooowwww!," and ran into the sea.

    Standing in the sea, the flames doused, the Golden One looked up towards the sky and did happen to see a white 7/11 plastic bag floating by in the wind.

    Then a HUGE group of many hundreds of 'Hells Angels' club type motorbike riders come riding along Beach road. Upon seeing the Golden One they all stopped and said,

     

    "We are the 3 motorbike clubs of Pattaya, that bag led us to you. We bring you gifts of gold, gold and gold, for you are the chosen one and you will lead us.

    With a beautiful smile the Golden One jumped upon his beautiful bicycle and shouted,

     

    "Stuff being the Mayor, this is the life for me."

     

    Then he very slowly led the group of motorbike riders along Beach Road and up to the Buddah Mountain. The deep thunder from the bikes engines causing the earth to quake and rocks to break and the large 'P A T T A Y A city' sign to slide.

     

    "Ooooppsss!," Said one rider, "we have caused a landslide."

     

    The Golden One and the hundreds of riders stood on top of the mountain, watching Pattaya City slowly vanish into the mud. After 15 minuits the entire city had vanished.

     

    "Looks a bit bare." said the Golden One, and stuffed Nuts from Mars into the exhaust pipe of one of the bikes, revved the engine and the nuts flew far out and scattered into the mud. Instantly huge 100 foot alien nut trees grew.

     

    "I dont know," said one rider, "Me Noks down in there, and I kinda miss her."...."Yeah me too"......"And me." said others.

     

    "Huh?" Said the first rider.

     

    "Yes, you are right, Its not the same without old Pattaya." said the Golden One and stuffed more nuts into the bikes exhaust, aimed it out towards the sea, and revved the engine. The nuts splashing far out into the sea, and landed down onto the sea bed. Instantly large alien nut trees grew on the sea bed, causing the sea bed plates to slide making an underwater earth quake.

     

    "Ah!...Here it comes." Said the Golden One.

     

    A huge tsunami came in and washed away all the mud that had covered Pattaya.

     

    "Now everything is back the way it was again." Said the Golden One.

     

    "No, not everything." said one bike rider.

     

    The Golden One slowly turned towards the bike rider, then the Golden One gave that beautiful Golden man smile and said,

     

    "Hello Mr Mayor."

     

     

    ................And everybody, including the Chanel 7 news crew sat down to a wonderful cheese from the moon and nuts from Mars tea party..........AMEN

     

     

    MORAL OF THE PARABLE IS, Look in the mirror and make that change, or give it a darn good kissing.

     

    Coming sooner or later, 'Glitterman becomes a balloon chaser and saves the World'.

     

    The Royal Glitterman hath Spoken.

     

     

    Click on this; http://stickmanweekly.com/StickmanBangkokW...Golden-Cape.htm

    YOU LOOK LIKE A PAEDOPHILE YOU FREAKY CUNT

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