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Ah, I love H. P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu tales.

A guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker sits next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do abou it?' The poor little guy starts crying. Come on, man, I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying. 'This is the worst day of my life,' says the little guy between sobs. I can't do anything right.I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says No foolin, really? Ya think? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that's taking things a bit far! -----------------------------------------------------

What were they thinking with those steel I-beam posts next to the track. I know they were there to hold up the roof area but they could have put the posts furher out away from the track with an arched design for the roof. I have seen may luge and bobsled accidents where they loose control and leave the ice half-pipe and go over an edge before. Did no one think of this? Why was there no protection padding on them at least (not that it would have really helped at that speed)? This happened at 10am on opening day even before the official opening ceremony at 6pm during what I think was some

Oh great sage from atop the mountain with your mysteries of life; please tell us the answers. We mere mortals cannot fathom the depthness of your great wisdom.

Damn re-hashing of old jokes just re-worded to new events. I should have known as it did sound familiar, but I just figured I was reminded of other dumb answers given by people to asked questions like on the Jay Leno show when he asks questions of people on the street. Oh well, I still thought they were funny.

It is so funny to see or hear some of the shit that people think about Canada. This is also similar to the dumb shit some of us newbies ask the older members on this forum. Ca-na-da... Funny!! Now that Vancouver will be hosting the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are asking. Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website. Obviously the answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked! Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? ( England )