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Lord of the little people. Nope; Dance. No not right either; oh wait now I remember, Rings!

Michael Douglas - awesome movie if you have never seen it. A guy who's fed up and having a bad day goes over the edge.

There goes the diet, and I was doing so well!!

Jeff Goldblum

Wilferd Brimley - staple of great oatmeal commercials

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/426608ab8c/bat-fight Will Ferrell Vs. Craig Robinson

Well my vacation got pushed up 2 weeks earlier so now it's last 2 weeks of Sept and first 2 of Oct. We leave the morning of the 16th so if you are in country early enough on the 15th of Oct, beer is on me that night.

Driving Miss Daisy

The Bonfire Of The Vanities - the only thing I have seen him in I can think of, other than TV of course.

Hasn't that movie been used a little too often? Dana Delany

Gary Cole - one of my favourite comedies of all times!

And what a nice gap it is!

Condom factory burns down in ENGLAND : Rt Hon Andy Burnham MP MINISTER FOR HEALTH is awoken at 4am by the telephone. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency!! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Liverpool has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire English supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week. Rt Hon Andy Burnham MP: Shit !! The economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies. We'll be ruined. We're going to have to ship some in from France ? Bad idea The frogs will have a f

Her boobs absorbed the impact!

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Concidering the other kid and baby stuff in the background maybe it's someones idea of daycare? Idiots.

Let me guess, you're one of those who think it's somehow less gay to be the pitcher and not the catcher. I agree, but less gay is still gay. Ha Ha.

To each his own; but it's still gay.

I'd hate to be this kid. Imagine the expectations the parents have of you! untitled.bmp

An American tourist asks a Newfoundlander: "Why do Scuba divers always fall Backwards off their boats?" To which the Newfoundlander Replies: "If they fell forwards they'd still be in the fuckin’ boat."

Yep, I do that last one quite often.

Colonoscopy Journal: I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis . Then Andy explained the colonoscopy procedure to me in a thorough, reassuring and patient manner. I nodded thoughtfully, but I didn't really hear anything he said, because my brain was shrieking, 'HE'S GOING TO STICK A TUBE 17,000 FEET UP YOUR BEHIND!' I left Andy's office with some w

macky's bullying me again and calling me names and making fun of me. Someone make him stop being a bully. Maybe you should look up the defintion.