wombat

i think you may have posted this in the wrong forum.........(No bar girl discussion here please).. [smiley=angel.gif]

isnt the white rose the one the TG's arent keen on coz of the ghosty thing???

.Q: Why did God create lesbians? A: So feminists wouldn't breed.

.An Australian, a Kiwi and South African are in a bar one night having a beer. All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Seth Efrika our glorsses are so chiip thet we don't nid to drink from the sim one twice". The Kiwi (obviously impressed by this) drinks his beer throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "Wull mate, in Niw Zulland we hev so much sind to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either..ay". The Australian, cool as a Koala, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the South African and the Kiwi. He says "In Australia we have so many fukin South Africans and Kiwi's that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice".

a member of the Thai royal family stayed there & that might be indicative of the hotel's quality......or.......it could just be short time room......... ;D ;D ;D

.At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President Bush strode to a warm but dignified handshake from Queen Elizabeth II. They rode in a silver 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they boarded an open 17th century coach hitched to six magnificent white horses. As they rode toward Buckingham Palace, each looking to their side and waving to the thousands of cheering Britons lining the streets, all was going well. This was indeed a glorious display of pageantry and dignity. Suddenly the scene was shattered when the right rear horse let rip the most horrendous, earth-shattering, eye-smarting blast of flatulence, and the coach immediately filled with noxious fumes. Uncomfortable, but maintaining control, the two dignitaries did their best to ignore the whole incident, but then the Queen decided that was a ridiculous manner with which to handle a most embarrassing situation. She turned to Mr. Bush and explained, "Mr. President, please accept my regrets. I'm sure you understand that there are some things even a Queen cannot control." George W., ever the Texas gentleman, replied, "Your Majesty, please don't give the matter another thought. You know, if you hadn't said something I would have assumed it was one of the horses."

boxes.....there is always a market for a good box.

Japan Airlines stewardess stab-bed in bankok

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