pattaya_mad

thanks for the advise but I am now booked into the Majestic suites, much nearer the action and cheaper..small rooms though.

piss off, never seen a more one sided game with the little fellas on top for 75 minutes out of the 90..but hey ho goals win games, good luck against Chelsea coz your gonna need it if today was anything to go by

I have enquired about a booking there using their online booking form for 2 days in June, they have replied by asking for my credit card number by e.mail, I don`t think its a great idea to send these details, I like this hotel and would like to stay there.

now thats my kinda burger

I wouldn`t mind a bash, not sure I could handle that many sausages though.

For those familiar with FBF...that's Fat Boy Friday breakfasts I challenge you to take on this little lot....!!! Mario's Cafe in Warren Street, London do a big breakfast for £10. Eat it all in 20mins and you get it free. · 10 bacon, · 10 Eggs, · 10 sausages, · 10 slices of toast, · 5 black puddings, The breakfast packs in 5,000 calories - nearly twice the recommended daily intake for an average man. A spokesman for the British Heart Foundation said: "Eating this amount in one sitting is not a good idea." NO SHIT SHERLOCK

this one was posted in Nov 2007..well worth a re-view You all know about the Darwin Awards. It's an annual honor given to the person who improved the "gene pool" the most by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. As always, competition this year has been keen... the candidates this year are .. **************************************** In Detroit , a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. **************************************** A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned when he ran," accidentally jogged off a 100-foot-high cliff on his daily run. ***************************************** Buxton , NC : A man died on a beach when an 8 -foot-deep hole he had dug into the sand caved in as he sat inside it. Beach-goers said Daniel Jones, 21, dug the hole for fun, or protection from the wind, and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom Thursday afternoon when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach, on the outer banks, used their hands and shovels, trying to claw their way to Jones, a resident of Woodbridge , VA , but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him while about 200 people looked on. Jones was pronounced dead at a hospital. ********************************************** Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed in Lompoc , CA , as he fell face-first through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused when the long flashlight he had placed in his mouth (to keep his hands free) rammed into the base of his skull as he hit the floor. ************************************************** Sylvester Briddell, Jr, 26, was killed in Selbyville , Del , as he won a bet with friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with four bullets into his mouth and pull the trigger. ******************************************* The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree in Washington , DC appeared to be the robber's first (and last), due to his lack of a previous record of violence, and his terminally stupi d choices: 1. His target was H&J Leather & Firearms, A gun shop specializing in handguns. 2. The shop was full of customers - firearms customers. 3 To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door. 4. A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee before work. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up,and fired a few wild shots from a target pistol. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, the police officer with a 9mm GLOCK 17, the clerk with a .50 DESERT EAGLE, assisted by several customers who also drew their guns, several of whom also fired. The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons. No one else was hurt in the exchange of fire. ************************************************ HONORABLE MENTION: Paul Stiller, 47, was hospitalized in Andover township, NJ, and his wife Bonnie was also injured, when a quarter-stick of dynamite blew up in their car. While driving around at 2 AM, the bored couple lit the dynamite and tried to toss it out the window to see what would happen, but apparently failed to notice the window was closed. *********************************************** RUNNER UP: TACOMA , WA . Kerry Bingham had been drinking with several friends when one of them said they knew a person who had bungee-jumped from the Tacoma Narrows Bridge in the middle of traffic. The conversation grew more heated and at least 10 men trooped along the walkway of the bridge at 4:30 AM. Upon arrival at the midpoint of the bridge they discovered that no one had brought a bungee rope. Bingham, who had continued drinking, volunteered and pointed out that a coil of lineman's cable lay nearby. One end of the cable was secured around Bingham's leg and the other end was tied to the bridge. His fall lasted 40 feet before the cable tightened and tore his foot off at the ankle. He miraculously survived his fall into the icy river water and was rescued by two nearby fishermen. "All I can say" said Bingham, is that God was watching out for me on that night. There's just no other explanation for it." Bingham's foot was never located. ************************************************** *********** AND THE WINNER: Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt ( Paderborn , Germany ) fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let it fly, and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop! Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him. "The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him" said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves that "Sh-t happens!"

posted Dec 18th 2005 and April 13th 2009

well its finally nearly here, but now Im looking at the weather engulfing the UK and Im a little concerned about getting to the airport by 6.30am..a solution could be to travel up there the previous day and stay at a hotel with a shuttle bus to the airport, I have looked at some of the websites and travel lodge looks to be the cheapest at around £30 a night, anyone tried this?..info on how to get to these places from heathrow as I don`t drive appreciated too please.

J hopes a wind up...but you are getting confused with Lewis Hanilton I think.

I thought you meant this one

A man who went to casualty with his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder. Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused, so they called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service. They turned up with a special equipment unit from St Mary's station in Southampton and seven firefighters to help in what a spokesman said was a "delicate operation". The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch grinder to cut the pipe from around the man's penis and it took about 30 minutes. The patient was given an anaesthetic and his penis was left bruised and swollen but otherwise unharmed. The anxious man, aged about 40, gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck after he turned up on Tuesday morning. A Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said: "Initially the crew did not have the appropriate cutting equipment to free the man. "It's certainly an unusual call-out and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again." the mind boggles

wrong section again, your really gonna piss off montydog

very easy, when you come through arrivals turn right go down to the next level and there will be someone holding a bell travel sign very close to door number 7 ..hope that that helps, the bus takes about 90 minutes to get to pattaya bus station where a mini bus will take you to your hotel.

surprised no-one as recommended bell travel, 200 bt top class service right to your hotel http://www.belltravelservice.com/sign_in.php

make you wonder if and how he managed to get the seat belt on.

could be worse..alot worse

old as the hills that one

so where are the funnies then?

read the post again again, but carefully this time NUMPTY!!!..I wasn`t being critical of EVAS pricing, I commented that they are STILL CHEAP..maybe its you thats pissed.

they used to be quite cheap, now i am looking for a flight in June £977 on ebookers...fucking amazing, thats a sure fire way of luring the punters back! the only affordable direct flights now appear to be Eva. they are still quoting £458 for my dates. and don`t get me started about BA

we all have to start somewhere

well it sure beats an aspirin

its been confirmed that Steven Gately actually dies in a motorcycle accident, they found skidmarks on his helmet

all i got is a load of bandwidth exceeded messages from photobucket..just me???