pattaya_mad

amazing, who would ever admit to having a dick that small?

I read somewhere this week that a barrel of crude as dropped from $147 to $133, still double what it was this time last year but hopefully the worse is over, can we expect to see the fuel surcharges dropping if this is the case? don`t hold your breath on BA but I would hope that some of the foreign airlines take note

I booked EVA for January last Monday with airline-network for £532-checked it the flollowing day and it was up to £622..looks like I got in just in time phew

Hi Alex, like the look of the rockhose despite some critisism from certain BMs, but I have one slight concern, the apartment directly above the bar..room 1 I assume, would there be a problem with music noise there? cheers

I booked with EVA for Jan £532.easily the cheapest direct flight I could find, Thai wanted over £700 and BA wanted over £800, not sure how this will effect tourist numbers if the prices keep going up. EDIT: checked the same flight today, and now its £622, seems I got there just in time

OK just back from yet another very enoyable trip, like to give my two dollars worth on the beer garden for what its worth, for all the good intention of trying to make it a carbon copy of the bkk version it was alway going to be an uphill battle, in about 5 daytime visits there I didn`t see a single FL, also 2 evening visits and there were just a few to be seen..I`m afraid if a girl as an option of sitting on beach road with the never ending flow of punters walking by or sitting in a bar with the hope that some guy will take a chance then sadly there is no real competition. That said the ba

Mine is back to normal, I can come off suicide watch now

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by itslef but the wrod as a wlohe.

I wonder if the surcharge will fall when the price of oil falls again?..don`t fuckin bet on it

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, 'You Sign! You sign!' Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder, 'You Sign! You sign!' Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man', and shuts the door in his face. The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it,

Hi all, I`m looking for a restaurant in daytime where I can have a nice Thai meal, the reason being I am meeting someone early afternoon during her break, she works at an hotel, any ideas?

its certainly had an effect here in the UK, Im out on the roads on a daily basis and its usual to see 20+ drivers using mobile phones while driving

BA increased their fuel surcharge about a month ago

Hi, anyone thats on Thai international out of London that wants to share a cab down to Pats give me a shout, or if you are another flight arriving around 3pm June 1st the same offer applies

Hi, I am planning to apply for a retirement visa in around 3 years time, I do know the financial requirements involved, it may be a struggle at first to aquire a monthly income of 65,000 baht but a bank account of 800,000 baht shouldn`t be too much of a problem with a company lump sum and maturing assurance policies. after 6 years of living there my state pension should kick in which will take me closer to the monthly income required. my questions: do you need at least 800k in your Thai bank account at all times?, or just when you apply for the initial visa?..and how often do immigration re

A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for 100 dollars?" "Are you nuts?", she replies. And keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for 1,000 dollars?" he asks again. "Listen sir, I'm not that kind of woman. Got it?" So the guy runs again around the next block and faces her again: "Would let me bite your breasts for 10,000 dollars?" She thinks about it for a while and says "Hmmm 10,000 dollars eh? Ok, but not he

________________________________________________________________________________________ A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married again. So she put an ad in the local newspaper that read: HUSBAND WANTED MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. "You're not really asking me to consi

________________________________________________________________________________________ Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him. "Oh no, I'll be all right. I

Bill Clinton, Al Gore and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa together for some fun. After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the men's room. They found a strange looking gent sitting at the entrance. He said, "Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest feature, a mirror that, if you look into it and say something truthful, will reward you with your wish. BUT BE WARNED! If you say something FALSE, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!" The three men quickly entered and upon finding the mir

A builder and a priest are out for a game of golf one afternooon. Unfortunately the builder wasn't very good at the game and every time he missed a shot would shout 'S**t, missed'. The game went on and after several outbursts from the builder, the priest could hold his tongue no longer. "Don't swear like that" he told his friend, "or God will punish you". The builder apologised and the game continued. As soon as he missed another shot the builder shouted "S**t, missed." and continued to do this every time he missed a shot for the next three holes. The priest was starting to get rea

A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Ma was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt. The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe". Ma was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good 'til the last drop". Ma blushed, but was pleased for her daughter. The second girl sent the card from Vermont

A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot. "What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it’s an absolute steal at only $20." "Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks. "Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity". "Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home. Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and

Dirty stinking hole..as you say 500 baht is pretty cheap but I wouldnt stay there again if they paid me

upcoming mongers in 20 years or so no doubt

couple of real hilarious posts here today