pattaya_mad

Mr Toom, do you do a service from airport into Bangkok? I want to make a booking, then BKK to Pattaya 2 days later, how much please?

Mr Tooms e-mail address please anyone?

airline tickets will be taxed more but to say they will go up 100% is just ridiculous, could be talking around £100 at most at a guess, I could afford £700, remember what you pay in airfare you will save in LOS compared to virtually all holidays in other parts of the world

Nidnoy you should get together with MIGHTYONE , hes a Brentford lad, as a Reading fan I used to really enjoy visiting Griffin park in our lower league days, one of the few grounds in the UK with a pub on each corner

Reading FC, and really enjoying it at the moment (and don`t mention the 10 goals we put past Cardiff last year )

Hi guys, I want to book at the majestic suite in January, it as been easy to do in the past through the very good suwadee (sp) secure booking site they normally use, but on their web site I cant even see the rates they charge these days..as anyone booked a room there lately? if so some info would be greatly appreciated. thanks edid..found the room rates

Finally got through by phone today..sounds like their call centre is based in India, with that in mind I will never use them again, got a e-mail with my full intinery. now the long wait..147 days and counting

Nope not there..just sent mail directly to KLM, not sure if they are allowed to give passenger information though

At the moment Im spitting fucking blood here, booked my flight for January online last Sunday afternoon, good deal with KLM, 559 quid. Got my imediate e-mail reply as standard, thank you for booking with travelbag, confirmation will be sent within 48 hours, if you do not receive this e-mail customer services, its now Thursday and fuck all so far, the money as been taken from my bank, but still no confirmation, ive sent 6 e-mails so far with just two replies which were quite frankly fuck all. So I decide to ring them, usual choices I press the option for online enquiries, result? music music and more music, im getting desperate now so I choose offline bookings option..sorry sir we cant help you we have no access to online bookings...WHAT??? we will connect you to online booking..no wait!!!!!...too late, more fucking music, your call is important to us an adviser will be with you shortly, half hour later still music! IS my flight booked or not????? mr angry from Berkshire

I think it all depends how the situation in the middle east turns out, the cost of crude is sky high at the minute so the airlines have to pass the cost on to the mugs...sorry customers!!!

Could have been worse, alot worse

you got a link for that?

a woman lay in a coma in the hospital while the nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. one of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her. they went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." the husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. the hubby finally agreed and went into his wife's room. after a few minutes, the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse,no heart rate. the nurses rushed into the room. "what happened?" they cried. the husband said, "i guess she choked."

£12.95 for two and a half pints?..what pubs do you drink in?

very good

Breaking news........ Sophie Ellis Bextor found headbutted to death in the apartment of a French footballer. Apparently it was murder on Zidanes floor... ok I`ll get me coat

Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, and then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign. Oh and...... Only in Britain ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Britain ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke. Only in Britain ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Britain ... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. Only in Britain ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. Only in Britain ... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink. NOT TO MENTION... 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts. 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in. 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate. British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents. 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet. 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth. A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth. 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars. And finally......... In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet. I am proud to be British

yesterday I had the the misfortune to go into one of the rooms at the apex..I booked a couple of friends into there, in all my life travelling the world I have never come across a more disgusting filthy shit hole of a room..the carpets were caked in dirt, the walls were a dirty shade of cream,the beds linen was old and the TV didnt work..for anyone thats seriously considering staying here..one word of advice for you.....DON`T!!!!!my friends refused to stay there cant really blame them

look no further than the RG..brilliant nice and clean hotel no more than a 10 minute stroll to walking street, or get the baht busses than go by every 30 seconds

Hi Paul I have a booking for Sunday ( BA9 1515 arrival) Can you confirm please? also is there likely to be heavy traffic congestion on the motorways due to the kings celebrations? after a 12 hour flight the last thing I need is a 3 or 4 hour taxi ride

in World Cup if he gets a cortizone injection. Beckham reported to have said "if that fat bugger's getting a new car, so am I". ok I`ll get me coat

fuck..im arriving on the 11th

Fuck me as he got a bed in there as well????

That is one big motherfucker plane