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That will be a good buy I think, if I was staying here permanently I'd buy it.

I've seen this email before and thought he was an idiot but I read his book and he claims at the end a lot of this is not true. I must admit I thought his book was very candid and a good read. I read it in 5 days which is unusual for me reading a 400 plus pages book that quick. He was a talented footballer who let it go to his head and was easily led into doing some things he'd rather forget about but still had a ball doing them. I think the press led him on as well, always expecting him to do something daft and he rarely disappointed.

I thought the punchline would be ''he plays football for Rangers but I was wrong'' only a joke not to be taken seriously.

I'll be getting in to Pattaya on the 23rd, I've got one of the cards already. Never been to TQ2 before but I'll visit and have a drink and a yarn with Alf who I met in Sydney a couple of times. Looking forward to it.

I came out of the markets one day and there was a beggar who was just an upper torso, looked like he was standing in a hole. I gave him some baht and then as I was walking towards 2nd road I saw this young girl, couldn't have been more than 15yo. She looked as if someone had thrown a bucket of acid over her, skin all burnt red. I felt terrible for the rest of that day. Don't be discouraged from giving these people money, they need it.

The Englishman's wife steps up to the first tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any," she replied. The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, “For the sake of decency, here's 50 Pounds. Go and buy yourself some underwear." Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies

>Subject: Alternative Bohemian Rhapsody > > > > > >Bohemian Rhapsody - Glasgow Version > > > >Is this the real life, is it the methodone? > >Stuck in the Gorbals, two bob fur the telephone? > >Open yer wine an talk wi a whine like me. > >Um just a weeji, gie us yer Sunny D. > >Cos I ' ll chib yer pal, rip yer Da; slash yer dug, ride yer ma! > >Any way the Clyde flows Disnae really mater tae me......tae me. > > > >Haw Maw, just chibbed some bam, > >Buckie bottle tae the heid, > >An noo th

I've got the Glasgow version somewhere. I'll look for it.

Mark, that's not funny. Have you been to Bangkok yet on your trip?

I took 2000 Benson & Hedges the last time I went from Bangkok to Glasgow.

I've read the book, not too bad. Passed the time on the train. Maybe bullshit in some peoples opinion but when your not in Pattaya anything involving sex and bars in Pattaya is interesting.

Thanks for your help, wacmedia, that will help me a lot.

I've been fiddling about with computers for almost 10 years now but I've never formatted one yet, I've been asked to format someones computer and would like to ask anyone here if they have any advice about formatting please?