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WEBCAM HERE Although I think the server is down at the moment?

Chef's best curry, loved by all is being served on the 30th October 7pm onwards at Noi's Bar on the 'Darkside'. 200 baht for curry, rice, popadom and a beer. Yep, it's back... SPICY MANGO CHILLI CHICKEN (the one that doesn't taste of mango)!!! Please put your name down on this thread as Chef does not want to make too much or too little...Thank you. Any comments about this curry that may spur others on to try it are welcome... ** MM: edited to remove all caps in title. **

Ahh yes...Curry Night!!! Hello everyone, Curry night tomorrow night (Tues 23rd) is going to be Chicken Madras Chef will not be making the same quantity as the demand has slightly decreased, so, you'll have to be in early or put your name down as a fodder guarantee.

Here is the Promo Video for Jimmy's Fishing Park.

Fishin' freaks... Jimmy has an advert on Pattaya TV (Sophon I think) and I have captured a few shots off it. Just gives an idea of whats available. I am also trying to upload the vid onto Youtube though without success at the moment, once I have sorted I will post.

It works for me but I changed it all the same. Cheers!

A good friend of mine 'Jimmy' has a cracking fishing lake, in fact he has two and in his own words "they are the best fishing lakes in the whole of Pattaya". If you fancy doing something different with your day or if you are already a keen angler and want to catch a MONSTER...Check his website out and give him a call to BOOK. He is a canny lad from Manchester UK, and if you don't have a good days fishing you'll certainly enjoy his company! BIGGEST AND BEST FISHING....CLICK HERE!

Hey Mal, Forgotten you'd taken pictures...Blimey that ended up being a heavy session!!! Good to have met you and funny how we kept on bumping into each other after then Trust you are well See you soon.

Porky bollocks over here decided it was time to pay Bob’s BBQ on Soi LK Metro a visit last night, however, as apposed to just the wench and I dropping in, I thought it would be a good idea to rally some of the troops up and give Bob a testing time! (Because I am a tosspot) So there we were the 12 or so of us, settling into Bob’s new gaff…The place is well decked out, it is comfortable and pleasant, a little work yet to be done re: public toilets, but no big deal. A very good first impression! I won’t talk about anybody else’s fodder as I am sure they will add their own comments at some point in the near future, I will comment on Bigleg being a greedy fucker, though that’ll all come out in the wash soon enough. The wench can’t read English and the menu is written English only, so it was up to me to either, make her day or piss her off, no Thai food either (which I think is a great move) as it makes the walking turds eat farang grub. Beers ordered and quickly served, it was onto a nice large plate of Jalapeno Poppers, mainly for the wench as they're spicy, served up with sour cream and salsa dips, the poppers tasted really nice with the cream cheese and chilli filling…They got handed around the table and enjoyed by all! Another beer and it was onto a half Family Feast, in the meat section was some sliced pork served with a mustard/horseradish type sauce which had a really good bite to it, the pork was really tender and had obviously gone through some secret marinating process. Some ‘pulled’ pork (I think), I didn’t have much of this ‘cos the wench liked it and wanted to take it home for supper (so that was that). A half set of ribs, and as they are one of Bob’s specialities you’d expect them to be good, and they were, they were falling off the bone with a strong smokey taste (not normally my bag) though this time I couldn’t get enough of them. There was also a quarter chicken served that had some magic fookin’ sauce on it and in it, seriously tasty and all the wench wanted was the skin off it, I was happy to munch on the succulent chicken breast and suck the bones clean…It was THAT good! The meal also came with some side orders that I am not sure were on the menu or not, I kinda remembered that I was supposed to get corn on the cob and BBQ beans but they never arrived…However, I wasn’t disappointed at their none arrival as they were replaced with a side salad, a potato salad, French fries and the best coleslaw I have had in decades (so much so I ordered an extra portion to take home). Bob was very generous to us all and served up two huge plates of Nachos with 3 dips, one which was avocado/guacamole that was really well chilled and had a really clean palatable taste to it. No room for desert as I was stuffed to burstin’ I will be going back and it will be soon... I suggest YOU do too!!!

Last call for curry munchers!

Removal Instructions for MBS

Just a reminder for tomorrow nights curry!

Guys and Gals, Tuesday night promises to be a HOT night...Chef has promised to make a curry only for the strong willed and not for the meak, mild or weak at heart! So, have you got the minerals to take on the Chef? If so, we'll see you on Tuesday at Noi's for Chicken VINDALOO! Don't be a gay!

Okay you lucky forum members, I have a very good friend (3 years in the knowing) who has property and vehicles for sale or rent. If you are here on holiday/live here and are in the market for a bike for a day/week/month or a house for a month/year, my friend BRUNO is a great contact to know! He has a website with examples of his homes, vehicles and prices. If you are interested in any of his property/vehicles, email him via his website and mention Lee at Nois Bar or the forumand you will get an additional discount. Good luck to you all CARS BIKES HOUSES FOR RENT HERE

There is a pretty little thing carrying a little Xtra...Maybe still bring your own though

Forgot to mention... For those that are joining us for curry tonight, don't be suprised if your interests in Chef's curry is swayed somewhat... We have had some young nice looking fresh talent join us in the last 24 hours. Hmmmm!

Oi...HEADS UP!!!!

I will find out for you Pete.

eh hem...

Pete, A very generous offer and certainly one I will take you up on! You do the Bhaji's and Naan's, I'll make sure your beers are paid for the night and I'll keep my scabby women off you!!! Top man!

For those that made it to The Rockhouse last night, I am sure you enjoyed the Beef Madras that Chef made...For me it was perfect, big chunks of flake in your mouth beef in a spicy rich sauce that made my head sweat like fook!!! For the unfortunate's that didn't make it, you did miss out...However, Tuesday is Lamb Rojan Josh and your chance to catch up on the curry night at Noi's! So come on down and have beer, grub and a laugh!

Mirkwood, Appreciate your point. Though if a couple of grown men couldn't find the darkside, then I guess they wouldn't find the pick up point There is a map on my camera site Camera with map below and I am yet to meet a motorsai or baht bus that don't know where cowwww noi or boonsampan is...A suggestion, could always ask one of these for directions.

Don't be missing out on poppin' Chef's Balls in your mouth tonight!

A BUMP to all... Don't forget it's Chef's ONE OFF Meatball Curry Special this Tuesday 2nd October on the DARKSIDE...! Come on guys, roll up roll up...

Last night was fookin' fantastic...Chef's curry was a spicy one for sure and woke up every single taste bud in mouth...I loved it, well done Chef!!! Next week...BEEF MEATBALL CURRY! Get your names down early as this will be a sell out for sure!