Tuesday 21st Sept Brian/Callum won we lost.

[HILLY 9]

Match report. Callum & Brian V HILLY and Rappongi.

 

Well guys I think that Lam Chabang (spelt wrong but who fucking cares) is the worst fucking course in Thailand. Reasons as follows.

 

We lost by 6 on the front nine.

 

We lost by 5 on the back nine.

 

We lost dormy 9 by the 13th.

 

There is no grass on the fairways which are all now covered in bloody great big pot holes after I dug the course up.

 

The water hazards (about 18 of them) have all overflowed thanks to having all my balls now in them.

 

It takes 6 hours to go around and that makes it too late to even get pissed in the clubhouse.

 

The mini busses leak but hey we cant blame the course for that. Yes we fucking can.

 

The sky leaks also.

 

So all in all it was a fucking great day and I am never going back there again.

 

PS

My caddies name was Chun and she was so sweet that on second thoughts I might.

[ff29 0]

Hi Hilly,

 

Sorry to hear you had such a bad time at Laem Chabang International Country Club. Now with the pond water so high do to your ball dunking and all those pot holes you created in the fairways I guess I will have to pass playing that once wonderful prestine golf course.

 

As I said in another post on the RideHer Cup III:

ff29 Posted: Sep 20 2004, 07:09 AM

We're working very hard at keeping USA's secret weapon good and healthy this year. As was mentioned in another post Europe's Team only has one chance to counter USA's secret weapon and that is AM but unfortunately she is off-set by Hilly.

 

I guess by your own account I was correct. But as they say, whoever they are, time will tell. Cheryl and I will keep our eyes open at the duty free stores for your smokes. Looking forward to seeing you and AM again this trip. Take care and do not pratice to much it will throw your game off.

 

Just 42 days 1 hour 42 minutes and 29 seconds then wheels-up and off to LOS, Thailand. . .but who's counting.

 

Regards,

ff29

[gp2002 0]

Hey Hilly...

 

Sorry to hear about the (mis) match.

 

Seriously......besides the holes you dug, what kind of condition is the course REALLY in?? I heard a while back the greens were horrible.

 

Can you give me an idea please??

 

Cheers.....gp

[doghaus 4]

GP 2002

 

It was a great course - without doubt the best in the Pattaya area. Now it really has been ruined by Hilly and Rappongi. Hilly has described the results of his hacking in enough detail and Rappongi managed to trim most of the rough without a lawnmower.

 

As a follow-up, we played another four ball todayb against Rappongi and Das. And yes, Brian and I won again! Yet more baht in my pocket to contribute to the needy of Pattaya.

 

From now on, we are changing Rappongi's handle to Dungheap. Every time he stood over his ball, there was a swarm of flies and ants around him. A great day was had by all although the golf was so bad that it took over 5 hours to finish the round!

 

As an aftermath, Rappongi has reported that he is missing a bit of bark from his tree - I'll let him report on that.

 

A good warm-up for the RideHer and a couple of really fun golf days!

 

Now on to tonight's party!

 

Doggie

[duece 0]

Hey Doggie must be playing well winning all those games. Looks good for the Rideher Cup

Now we just need Hilly to come up with some form. "Come on AM get him down to the range"

Sounds like you guys have been having fun wish I was there.

Cheers

Duece

[HILLY 9]

Thanks for the testimonial Callum. Spot on you fucking bandit. Sure you are not related to the biggest bandit of all time???

 

GP2002. Seriously I am not an authority on golf courses as you might have guessed but I would have said that the fairways are absolutely crap. They consist of mud from which is growing the odd wisp of something just about resembling grass.

The greens are inconsistent but in reasonable fettle. Despite this all the holes seem about half the regulation size.

 

The semi rough grabs your club like a vice and the rough is so deep that the ball play hide and seek with you.

 

The water hazards are now a better source of revenue for the locals than the banks. Virtually every one had a Thai guy wading chest deep in them.

 

The whole course seems to be out of bounds. Well it was every time Rappongi hit a drive. I never hit the ball far enough to go out of bounds so had to be grateful for small Mercy's.

[Dungheap 243]

Aghhh yessss.... Lam Chabang, what can I say, a rough day at the office.

 

If I wasn't pulling it into the jungle, I was plonking it into the drink. More water there than at Sabailand. I even had to skim a 3-iron across the water just to earn a half.

 

Doggie you Hacking Hive of Hagiss, a few pics coming your way soon, mostly with your strides around your ankles... though you should be able to repay the favor at least once.

 

A great day had by all!

 

Lord Hilly, don't get too down, it was your first game in months, my third this year. I should be off 36 for the Rider Her Cup on that performance alone.

 

BTW, has your caddie had a whack with your driver yet?

 

GP2002, the main problem was the course had too much water on it (that was obvious!) but not just the hazards, the fairways had been watered excessively plus there had been a lot of rain. On top of that, they cut the fairways real short so anyone fortunate enough to hit the 'fairway' was hitting mud balls all day. I prefered to play form the rough.

[Dungheap 243]

From now on, we are changing Rappongi's handle to Dungheap. Every time he stood over his ball, there was a swarm of flies and ants around him. A great day was had by all although the golf was so bad that it took over 5 hours to finish the round!

 

As an aftermath, Rappongi has reported that he is missing a bit of bark from his tree - I'll let him report on that.

Agh the Hagiss Hound boasting again, hey?

 

Guys, beware if Chairman Doggie ever offers to share his sunscreen lotion.

 

Unfuckinbelievable.

 

Bugs, flys, ants, wasps, you name it they swarmed to me!!!

 

Trying to line up three balls with the Mr. Magoo putter also proved impossible for this Drunken Dungheap.

 

They even tied me to the tree near the FLB to keep the flies off the roast beef!

 

The bark off the tree had to do with a different golf game.

 

Three holes with Wan from Mistys after carrying Doggie's dead ass back to his hotel at 6 a.m., two holes back-to-back at different soapies and then that prick Pieman offering the porn star at Kittens Naklua 500 baht if she could make me blow one more time.

 

Anyone got three spare coins?

[gp2002 0]

Hey Guys....

 

Thanks for the update.

I have a week off in October so I was going to get out of Bangkok and play some golf. I have always liked LC but I had heard the condition wasn't that great. Nice to hear from you guys that have played it recently.

 

Cheers......gp