WOW ! What an idea !!!

[Gabor 296]

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Single's Dream Trip to Thailand!! Item number: 6528777846

 

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Starting bid: US $4,000.00

 

Buy it now price: US $5,000.00

 

 

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7-day listing, Ends May-05-05 12:05:14 PDT

Start time: Apr-28-05 12:05:14 PDT

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Have you ever dreamed of going to Thailand? Well, Here's your CHANCE! I will take you to "The Land of Smiles". With this auction, you are buying my Expertise, about Thailand. I will take you to the Bars, Go-Go's, Massage Parlors and anywhere else you desire. I will show you, which Hotels to stay, such as, on the beach for $20-25 a day. I can help with all your arrangements, such as, Transportation, Golf, Para-sailing, Fishing, Eating, Tourist Attractions or anything else you might think of. I am an American who has been going back and forth to Thailand for the last 15 years. I can speak Thai, and have a vast knowledge of everything a "single" would want to do in Thailand. I have also been to Laos And Cambodia, so if that interests you we can easily make a side-trip there. I will meet you at a west-coast airport and we will travel on the same plane bound for Thailand. Once in Thailand, I will stay with you for at least 10 Days, showing you around, negotiating prices, and answering all your questions. You will be responsible for all your expenses, including airtravel, hotel, transportation, food and fun. I will pay my own expenses. This auction is only for my knowledge of all things Thai, I am not selling Travel. E-mail me any questions or concerns you may have. Since I am only selling my knowledge, you can bring as many friends as you want, for the same price. I can send you some pictures if you like but, all the information you should need is at: www.pattaya.lap.hu

 

The only thing that I don't know is, where to find underage SEX, if your desire is Girls or Boys under the age of 18, Please look Elsewhere!!

 

Your trip should begin anytime before the first week of June, as that is when Airfares go up.

Edited May 4, 2005 by Gabor

[Eric_Olthwaite 0]

Cor, what a bargain.............

[rb 20]

would really need to see a picutre of him and health records before I L/T him for 10 days at 20,000bt a day and find out if he bbbg-cim or spits!!!

hell I bet I could "get" ben for that price!!

[Eric_Olthwaite 0]

What does it cost to treat a sick buffalo in the States?

[lemons 0]

(O bids so far). I see he has a pos feedback of 44 on Ebay, BUT they're all from sellers, none from any buyers.

 

Personally I can think of several different ways of spending usd5000 in Thailand, and none of them involve 10 days of longtiming Football Dave

 

PS. His website has heaps of links, and I happily pinched a few.

 

Lemons

[Gabor 296]

PS. His website has heaps of links, and I happily pinched a few.

 

Lemons.... the http://www.pattaya.lap.hu is my linkpage I found this ad, as someone clicked to my homepage from this origin.

An other trick I heard in Hungary. Some commission shop owners buying fake watches and filling up a document as those watches are genuine, costs 3-4.000USD and given into commission for 2.000USD. THEN they "lose" the document in a right place. If the finder is lame, he will buy back the fake watches for 2.000USD. The shop has nothing to do, everything is legal.

[SunnyValentine 173]

Oh, yes, he even bought a "MAKE $175,000 w/ PROVEN LOTTO LOTTERY SYSTEM WIN MONEY 100% GUARANTEE! Ebayer TESTIMONIALS BIG MONEY MADE!" for 19,99$. Must be a real expert in everything he does!

 

Sunny

[Krowdon 0]

Now why didn't I think of this?? Let someone else pay for your trip and all you do is get them drunk and "show them around" the nightlife? Geezzzee... I'm starting a new business! LOL