blow up dolls

[alexist 12]

Me "How much for a blow up doll?"

Shop owner "£30 for white one and £60 for

middle eastern one"

Me "Why is the middle eastern one

so expensive?"

Shop owner "Cos it blows itself up!"

[mancroy 0]

Me this doll you sold me has got a dick

Shop owner you daft bastard it's inside out

[Raylene 1]

I'm afraid to have a TG blow up doll here in Thailand.

It might start talking and tell me what I want to hear.

Then it will charge me 500 baht per ST.

 

Or, it may be free now but I'll have to pay dearly later.

 

If the blow up doll is in bed with me and my livein, is it considered a threesome?

will my livein mind?

Will they do a lesbian show for me?

or will the blow up doll hide in the bathroom while I do my livein?

 

If I deflate the blow up doll, is that considered murder?

 

 

 

 

These are the thoughts that keep me up late at night ... and prevent me from ever buying a blow up doll.

[smullenpe 0]

If the blow up doll is in bed with me and my livein, is it considered a threesome?

 

At least you don't have to change condoms from blow up doll to your livein and vise verse.

[Raylene 1]

At least you don't have to change condoms from blow up doll to your livein and vise verse

 

Good point

[whilliam_mancon 2]

Or see it running taking a shower every other minute after sex!