Joke

[Soi7 1]

Short and funny...

 

 

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and

asks, in the

sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,

 

"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle

wabbits?"

 

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on

his knees so

that he's on her level and asks,

 

"Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft

and fuwwy bwack

wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown

wabbit over there?"

 

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts

her hands on her

knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,

 

"I dont think my python weally givth a thit."

[WoodyAmsterdam 0]

That's funny as hell.

[Raylene 1]

the python will givth a thit a few days afther it eats the widdle wabbit.

[jambo 0]

I was shagging this girl on the Town beach one night when she says:

 

"Danny, stop stop!"

 

"whats the matter? " says I

 

"Danny, I want you to get you balls into me. Danny can you get your balls into me?"

 

"O.K. I'll try - Do you like that then? "

 

"No! But every time you go forward you are shovelling sand up my arse! "

 

[adil799 0]

[whilliam_mancon 2]

Two good ones!