Nottingham Forest FC Joke

[derbydave]

A Nottingham Forest fan , was asked while doing an IQ Test , to put the word CONTAGIOUS in a sentance. So he said " I asked my mate to dig a hole , and it took the contagious ! ..... Ho Ho .... nicked from BBC 606 forum

[TabMule]

Any joke conected to Forest is fucking hilarious, thanks Dave. Seeing Winston tonight and I will repeat incessantly.

[rkt]

Any joke conected to Forest is fucking hilarious, thanks Dave. Seeing Winston tonight and I will repeat incessantly.

I tried to buy a forest shirt for my son in law the last time I was in Pattaya.

 

Every shirt seller I asked burst out laughing!!

 

[jambo]

School Teacher asks the kids what hobbies/interests their parents had.

 

Sara says " My mum goes to the Gym 3 times a week."

"Very good" says the Teacher

 

Paul sticks his hand up and says

"My Dad buys old motor cars and makes them look like new miss."

 

"Thats very good too" says the Teacher again.

"And what about your Dad Jimmy, does he have any hobbies?"

 

Jimmy stands up and says

"My Dad spends all his money betting on the horses and going to clubs where Ladies dance and take all their clothes off!"

 

"Oh dear, thank you Jimmy. I think thats enough for now."

 

After the lesson the Teacher asks Jimmy to stay behind and asks him if what he said was true. To which Jimmy replies

 

"No, of course not Miss but I was too embarrassed to say he watches the Forest!"

 

[Barrington_Tenchanall]

Balls! to the lot of you.

 

Have your teams ever been crowned champions of europe twice on the trot?

 

 

 

I thought not.

 

 

Now if you dont mind im off to watch us get knocked out of the F.A cup by non league Weymouth.

[moby69]

Balls! to the lot of you.

 

Have your teams ever been crowned champions of europe twice on the trot?

 

 

 

I thought not.

 

 

Now if you dont mind im off to watch us get knocked out of the F.A cup by non league Weymouth.

Which proved to be only to true

 

Be Nice

 

Moby69

[ricosuave]

Actually they scraped past Weymouth, but were undone by the mighty Chester City fc. It was close though, if they had scored 4 more goals they would have won it.

 

Rico

[whilliam_mancon]

What is Nottingham Forest?