How to Keep a Woman Happy

[adil799 0]

It's not difficult

 

 

 

All you have to do is to be:

 

 

 

 

1. A friend

 

 

 

 

2. A companion

 

 

 

 

3. A lover

 

 

 

 

4. A brother

 

 

 

 

5. A father

 

 

 

 

6. A master

 

 

 

 

7. A chef

 

 

 

 

8. An electrician

 

 

 

 

9. A carpenter

 

 

 

 

10. A plumber

 

 

 

 

11. A mechanic

 

 

 

 

12. A decorator

 

 

 

 

13. A stylist

 

 

 

 

14. A sexologist

 

 

 

 

15. A gynecologist

 

 

 

 

16. A psychologist

 

 

 

 

17. A pest exterminator

 

 

 

 

18. A psychiatrist

 

 

 

 

19. A healer

 

 

 

20. A good listener

 

 

 

 

21. An organizer

 

 

 

 

AND ALSO

 

 

 

22. Warm

 

 

 

23. Very clean

 

 

 

 

24. Sympathetic

 

 

 

 

25. Athletic

 

 

 

 

26. Attentive

 

 

 

 

27. Gallant

 

 

 

 

28. Intelligent

 

 

 

 

29. Funny

 

 

 

30. Creative

 

 

 

 

31. Tender

 

 

 

 

32. Strong

 

 

 

 

33. Understanding

 

 

 

 

34. Tolerant

 

 

 

 

35. Prudent

 

 

 

 

36. Ambitious

 

 

 

 

37. Capable

 

 

 

 

38. Courageous

 

 

 

 

39. Determined

 

 

 

 

40. True

 

 

 

41. Dependable

 

 

 

 

42. Passionate

 

 

 

 

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

 

 

 

44. Give her compliments regularly

 

 

 

45. Love shopping

 

 

 

 

46. Be honest

 

 

 

 

47. Be very rich

 

 

 

48. Not stress her out

 

 

 

49. Not look at other girls

 

 

 

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

 

 

 

50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

 

 

 

 

51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself

 

 

 

52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

 

 

 

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

 

 

 

3 Never to forget:

 

 

 

 

* birthdays

 

 

 

* anniversaries

 

 

 

* arrangements she makes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!! :

 

 

1.Leave him in peace, NO Nagging (very, very, very important).

 

2.Feed him well.

 

3.Let him have the remote control.

 

and

and

[Kev 173]

Piece of piss mate, haven't you worked it out yet?

[mbrucie 0]

Having a 10" wanger does not hurt

 

Brucie

 

PS...........No I am not cutting 2" off for anyone........

[whilliam_mancon 2]

Bad one!