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AAAAAHHH memories. The preparation is the worst part, especially as you cannot eat and people are cooking bacon sandwiches. Yes the smock that buttons up the back is true. The drugs are pumped in by IV, hell I could have had my legs cut off with a chain saw, and not cared. Was awake throughout, the polyps registered in the screen in yellow. The doctor made a game out of it and we zapped 18 of the buggers. Did not hurt at all.

Rick. Exit holes are much bigger. Magic shooting, Target & shooter on waves, not solid land.

How many bar fines & long times is that? Microsoft Excel cowboys should figure it out............... Brucie

As God said to Moses................Keep taking the tablets. Brucie.

Have a Jack Russell and a Bull Mastiff on my farm..............Guess the boss......Treat them nice and you get something like Eddy on Fraser.

Zip-Me-Up-Before-You-GoGo, just for George Michael. Brucie

Just to stir the pot. Two vampires wanted to go out to eat but were having a little trouble deciding where to go. They were a little tired of the local food in Transylvania and wanted something a little more exotic. After some discussion, they decided to go to Italy because they had heard that Italian food was really good. So off they went to Italy and ended up in Venice. On a bridge over one of the canals, they hid in the shadows and waited for dinner. A few minutes later they noticed a young couple walking their way. As they neared, the vampires made their move. Each vampire grabbed a person, sucked them dry, and tossed the remaining bodies into the canal below. The vampires were extremely pleased with their meal and decided to have seconds. Another young couple approached a few minutes later and suffered the same fate as the first.........sucked dry and tossed into the canal below! Our vampires are now fairly full but decide to get dessert. In a short while a third young couple provides just that. As with the first two couples, these people were also sucked dry and tossed over the rail into the canal. The vampires decided that they had had a marvelous dinner. Now it was time to head back home to be sure to beat the sunrise. As they started to walk away, they began to hear some singing. They were puzzled because no one else was on the bridge. As they listened, they realized that it was coming from the canal. They looked over the rail and saw a big alligator in the water under the bridge, feasting on the bodies. They listened as the alligator sang: (please forgive me) * * * * * * * * * "Drained wops keep falling on my head" Brucie

Totally agree with Shuggy, Brucie

Off subject..... As An ex Brit..... Just to excite the cricket deal...... The winners play for the ashes of the losers..... Should give some incentive..... Tongue firmly in cheek... Brucie

If you multiply a unit by 0.00 the answer is Zero. Basic Math...No Booleen algebra here. Brucie

From Canada........I have 200 pounds of Sockeye Salmon in my freezer. Halibut totally rules Brucie

Having a 10" wanger does not hurt Brucie PS...........No I am not cutting 2" off for anyone........

Excelent gesture, gentlemen. You may be mongers, but you are GENTLEMEN. Bruce

Pretty much the same thing happened to me: GOOGLE "Norton uninstall" The program that may help is Rnav2003. Lots of info and sites on that search. Plan B: Try www.computing.net take the XP platform option, and do a search on the problem.........Lots of knowledgeable nerds here. Plan C: Format C: Start again from zero. This problem is a bitch. Bruce

Did not know her. Very sad. RIP Bruce.

Agreed Sir. A magic person. Bruce

Well I'm just sitting on the loo in my flat smoking a fag. Bruce

Just for Entwhistle's bass and Moon's drumming. Total wanker lyrics, but it works. I am 35, but my older brother had a magic collection.... Brucie. Happy jack wasn’t old, but he was a man He lived in the sand at the isle of man The kids would all sing, he would take the wrong key So they rode on his head on their furry donkey The kids couldn’t hurt jack They tried and tried and tried They dropped things on his back And lied and lied and lied and lied and lied But they couldn’t stop jack, or the waters lapping And they couldn’t prevent jack from feeling happy But they couldn’t stop jack, or the waters lapping And they couldn’t prevent jack from feeling happy The kids couldn’t hurt jack They tried and tried and tried They dropped things on his back And lied and lied and lied and lied and lied But they couldn’t stop jack, or the waters lapping And they couldn’t prevent jack from feeling happy (I saw ya!)

upena... Yes sir, cannot disagree with you at all. The old guys did it for $1.49.......The prima donnas now want $5 + millon a season. Brucie

In Canada, it is not called Ice Hockey, It is HOCKEY. I am sure that is true in places like NY, Buffalo, Chicaco. It is a game played by excellent athletes, Gretzky, Orr, Hull..Shit I could go on. Try standing on skates, when a goon is beating on your head...Tyger Williams, Ty Domi etc. It is a man's game. Field, or grass hockey is played by girls wearing short skirts, and VERY grandmother-type underwear...........The grass hockey commissioner should mandate that they wear thongs...I am sure ESPN would pick up some of the games and everybody would watch. Sorry to the Male grass hockey players.......It is lame. HOCKEY RULES... Bruce

The Canucks of course.. Pity they choke come playoff time....One day, One day. Bruce

10-4 cyber......Makes too much sense, Why drink Coors Lite when you can drink beer. Bruce

Magic, Pete & Cyber.. Downloaded Firefox.........Works like shit off a shovel. Only took a few minutes to configure.... Thanks Brucie

I have exactly same config. as monkeyman. Also running Norton Internet Security 2003 Pro Edition. Maybe it's a setting in the firewall....But intermittant, that confuses me. Bruce

Running XP Professional. Happens to me as well, only on Pattaya Talk.... Scary thing is, it is intermittant.....Can go for a few days without it happening. When I get the message, just click OK, then BACK and try again...Always works the second time. Bruce