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> >>>A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is

> >>>installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to

> >>>withdraw cash

> >>>without leaving their vehicles. Customers using t his new facility are

> >>>

> >>>requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their

> >>>accounts.

> >>>After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have

> >>>been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."

 

> >>>MALE PROCEDURE:

> >>>1. Drive up to the cash machine.

> >>>2. Put down your car window.

> >>>3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

> >>>4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

> >>>5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

> >>>6. Put window up.

> >>>7. Drive off.

 

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> >>> FEMALE PROCEDURE:

> >>>1. Drive up to cash machine.

> >>>2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window

> >>> with the machine.

> >>>3. Set parking brake, put the window down.

> >>>4. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to

> >>> locate card.

> >>>5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang

> >>> up.

> >>>6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

> >>>7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its

> >>> excessive distance from the car.

> >>>8. Insert card.

> >>>9. Re-insert card the right way.

> >>>10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on

> >>> the inside back page.

> >>>11. Enter PIN.

> >>>12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

> >>>13. Enter amount of cash required.

> >>>14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

> >>>15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

> >>>16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

> >>>17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in

> >>> back of checkbook.

> >>>18. Re-check makeup.

> >>>19. Drive forward 2 feet.

> >>>20. Reverse back to cash machine.

> >>>21. Retrieve card.

> >>>22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into

> >>> the slot provided.

> >>>23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

> >>>24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

> >>>25. Redial person on cell phone.

> >>>26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

> >>>27. Release Parking Brake.

> >>>

> >>>SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE LADIES YOU

> >>>THINK CAN HANDLE IT!

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