These are 911 Calls!

[adil799 0]

 

 

BELIEVE" it or not,

 

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>Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?

>Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on

>the corner.

>Dispatcher: Do you have an address?

>Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

>

>

>Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?

>Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and

>cheese sandwich.

>Dispatcher: Excuse me?

>Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table

>and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.

>Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?

>Caller:! No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!

>

>

>Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?

>Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an

>eleven on it.

>Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.

>Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one

>Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.

>Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

>

>

>Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?

>Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart

>Dispatcher: Is this her first child?

>Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

>

>And the final one is..........

>

>Dispatcher: 9-1-1

>Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.

>Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.

>Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?

>Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.

>Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?

>Caller: No

>Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?

>Caller: Running from the Police.

[JollyMan 0]

love the last one

[leemo 0]

Great...though sad indeed if they're true.