Blonde Joke

[tom21 19]

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some

 

rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused,

 

explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and

 

never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she

 

has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis

 

and would like some more.

 

"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."

 

"But, I always buy it here," says the blonde.

 

 

"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.

 

 

"Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."

 

 

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist

 

who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of

 

underarm deodorant"

 

 

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out

 

loud from the container......... "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."