One for the lads

[soi unwise 6]

Bloke walks into a bar and orders a double Whisky.The drink arrives and he downs it in one.After wiping his brow he orders a treble Whisky and again downs it in one.His hand shakes as he orders the same again three times,same result.The barman is agog and says " Fuckin hell mate,that's the fastest I've seen anybody knock back Whisky in 20 years "

" Well you would do the same if you had what I had " he says.

" Whats that ? " the barman asks,deeply concerned.

 

 

" About 80p " came the reply