Researching Sex

[Shuggy 10]

Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:

 

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when

you

first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the

face.

 

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been

with

your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex

anywhere, even in the kitchen.

 

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been

with

your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you

usually

have sex only in your bedroom.

 

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been

with

your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you

both

say, "screw you."

 

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun

in the

morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

 

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand

your

wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of

everyone.

 

And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security

Sex.

You get a little each month, but not enough to live on.

[upena 2]

8th kind of sex - Pattaya