First Year Med School

[Braveheart 0]

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

 

The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing,"! he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

 

[deadman 0]

is this a common thing in canadian med schools

 

[midlifecrisis 4,029]

Do you think Emma would have passed or failed that test?

 

[deadman 0]

Do you think Emma would have passed or failed that test?

 

i reckon emma would have passed with flying colors

[picoman 1]

Emma would have bypassed the finger and gone straight for the ass.

 

[Braveheart 0]

is this a common thing in canadian med schools

 

Not all of them.

[midlifecrisis 4,029]

Not all of them.

 

In case I am in need of urgent medical care in Canada, please advise which ones so I may avoid!

 

[Braveheart 0]

Any with a sign out front that say Walk-ins Welcome

[midlifecrisis 4,029]

Can I really trust you is the question.

[Braveheart 0]

I don't even work close to the medical profession.

 

Although..... I am quilified to perform first aid.

[midlifecrisis 4,029]

I knew there was an ulterior motive!

 

lol