Blonde Joke

[tom21 19]

One Blondie Joke I don't mind sending.....

 

 

Flagpole

 

 

>>>Engineers Patrick and Seamus ( Dublin mechanical engineers) were

 

>>>standing puzzled at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

 

>>>

 

>>>A pretty woman walked by and asked what they were doing.

 

>>

 

>>>"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Patrick

 

>>>"but we don't have a ladder."

 

>>>

 

>>>The woman sighed, took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts,

 

>>>and

 

>>>laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a

 

>>>measurement, announced, "5 metres," and walked away.

 

>>>

 

>>>Seamus shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a blonde!

 

>>>

 

>>>We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"