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Hammer Elite Poster

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I thought I'd let you guys know about a brand new nightclub which is about to open.

 

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They will be playing European dance music, and will be selling drinks cheaper than all the other local major night clubs.

 

Their Grand Opening is on the 24th November at 11pm.

 

The first 100 guests will get a free Insomnia shot.

 

On opening night, all bottle beer will be 50 Baht, while other drinks will be 1/2 half price.

 

Here is a map to find them.

 

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So if you're in town. Check them out !

kev0184 Super Poster

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hhmmm, adam advertising another place? maybe cynical but you wouldnt happen to have a financial interest there would you? only joking, see you around the 12th.

Snake Man Junior Poster

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Friday. November 24th, 2006.

 

Today was the opening of Club Insomnia in Marine Plaza. This place has been advertised as "nightclub" of what there is none in Pattaya, also with "european dance music" should be theme. So I decided to go check it out if its the same "hitz for kidz" stuff as all the else or are they talking the truth on the advertisements.

 

The place is on Marine Plaza, near the barbeque carts when you walk towards Marine 2 its on the left, basically between "old Marine 2" and Marine hiphop/arab. You cant miss it from Mazine Plaza as they have neon sign outside.

 

Advert said they open 2300hrs and that got me thinking do they have something special in there, or is this the same thing that none of the discos (well Marines at least) have any people before around one o'clock, but I decided to go check it out since its opening night. I got there shortly after 2330hrs.

 

I got there, downstairs had two thai guys at the door, then I go stairs up, man those stairs were long, ugh. There was some neon/christmas lighting type Insomnia texts on the staircase, pretty ok if not cool.

 

At the upper end of the stairs, there were phat thai security guy. There was also two ladys with white shorts and tops on. They all were all smiles welcoming me in, nice.

 

Inside there was space about 25mx50m (sorry I just cannot estimate squre meters and sizes etc, so take that with great caution), but it was more larger than Casino Club, but still small compared to Marine 2. I think it looked cool for such "Casino" style place, but was way too small for real disco. Then again... Boom disco is about the same size, if not smaller.

 

When I stepped in, on the right hand side there wa about 5 tables, in the corner there was some stupid VIP corner with sofas if I understood correctly, I guess this is the basic thai way of thinking that they just have to have place for "big shots" where they can sit by themselves. Man, why would they stay home instead coming to a place like this to sit in the sofas at the corner, I cannot understand it. I understood it was some VIP area because it was fenced off and there was this "gate" type string, uh I cant explain, not important, nevermind.

 

On the left hand side wall there is small platform (spellin/meaning?) and counter to place drinks on. There is a dancefloor on the middle, on the back of the place there is few tables I believe and bar counter, right hand side wall between the bar counter and VIP corner there is dj booth. In the left hand side wall there is few tables and two subwoofers (nice to sit on, at least for the ladys heh). At both ends of the dancefloor, there is stands for the ladys (who work in Club Insomnia) to dance. There was two ladys dancing there with the outfits they all seemed to wear, white shorts and top.

 

All the ladys there with the outfits, looked surprisingly good, I mean all of them. Young, pretty and bodies to die for, few of them were totally making me crazy, now that is very good summary for one place, me likes. Very surprising quality I must say.

 

Right away one of the ladys came to talk with me, he waved waiter over to get my order and was overall nice. Water was 45 baht which is very low, although I took a look at the drinks list and it said water was 85b, so did I came in at happy hour or something, no idea. But still the eighty five is dirt cheap compared to Marine/Tonys pricing.

 

I spotted one lady with big fat tits, she came to talk with me as she noticed me watching her. She said to be mama-san there, hum ok. When I chatted with her and asked about the business hours of this place, she said 2300hrs - 0600hrs, that was quite bold so I said to her "Heh yeah but maybe police come and close?" where she replied "No, police is here." and pointed finger to this one thai guy standing nearby with big jacket on. Now I dont know who or what he is, but you could easily fit in two H&K MP5 PDW's under that jacket :)

 

Thats pretty cool if this place will be open to 0600hrs in the morning, it will be (well maybe?) a competitor to Marine 2 then, at least both are open until fix in the morning.

 

I also spotted one other lady there who had the most incredible body, oh man I almost ejaculated on my pants right there on the floor, yay! :bigsmile:

 

Its a bit dark room where there is cool green laser lighting on each corner. In the center of the ceiling there is some basic light machine and of course shiny disco ball. On the stands where ladys dance, there was also some changing light-thing, as well as on the dj booth.

 

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The ladys including this big fat tit mamasan, took really good care of all the people walking in, I mean all placed do that in pattaya, but this was really something. Somehow it felt like first opening nights enthusiasm, but lets hope it lasts.

 

About 0015hrs more people started to pile in, all the tables were already full but not dancefloor yet and there was room to stand around. I was looking many ladys who came in with farangs, as it seemed mostly that this place as well as Casino is such that people, ie us farang men go there only to chill out and enjoy, not to pick up ladys. But when I waited a bit, there were few lady groups who came in, but indeed still I felt that you just go somewhere else to pickup ladys. You come to Club Insomnia to enjoy the music and such, not to pickup a lady, you come where when you already have a lady.

 

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Music they play is not as hard as in Marine discos, it is NOT house music, yet its definitely not the "hitz for kidz" junk lucifer/tonys play with the gogo beat. Also what was most important... DJ didn't speak on top of the songs, cool I like that!

 

I dont know, I just liked this place from the start. Some places are that they grow on you at time, but this felt good right away.

 

I surely will visit this joint, its very nice chilling out place to listen to music and enjoy the ladys dancing. It looks like you dont come here to find ladys and if its really open to six AM, what sort of people will hang out here at that time, time will tell.

 

Club Insomnia is cool place, check it out.

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PB Chris Advanced Poster

PB Chris

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Nice report Snake Man. If it really does stay open till 6am, that's great news. It wont be long till its flooded with freelancers, it's still in Pattaya after all.

touristman Super Poster

touristman

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Great report Snake Man.Although i'm getting old now, i may well try this place out.

 

What was the music like?You sort of hinted at it but i'm still not sure.Is it commercial dance, or more discerning hard house / trance?Or is it a mix of styles?

Snake Man Junior Poster

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Wow that report is most appreciated!!! can it be published online?

Sure, but please mention that it was posted by someone else, no need to name or stuff like that, but just dont post as YOU did do this and that, just to be clear.

 

Just out of curiosity, publish online... like just post in other forum or in some web page?

 

But did they play INSOMNIA by FAITHLESS

No, actually I didn't recognize any of those mainstream/hit songs, not a bad thing, just an observation. But then again I'm really not up to date on the latest tracks, my friend should be here to educate me whos real good knowing all kinds of (latest) songs :)

 

What was the music like?You sort of hinted at it but i'm still not sure.Is it commercial dance, or more discerning hard house / trance?Or is it a mix of styles?

Like I just replied above, I dont really know. If you know what I mean by hitz for kidz "gogo beat" what is the usual songs pattaya bars play, people like Armin van Buuren, Paul van Dyk, Tiesto and so on are rare to hear in the discos, and you almost never hear them in beer bars or gogos. So while I did not hear them (or recognize at least) in Club Insomnia, it still was really good stuff they played.

 

But sorry I cannot define it one way or other, it wasn't the usual house which I do recognize and it wasnt has hardcore as Marines play, well at least in the good times before the stupid dj (changed?) started to speak on top of the songs and even play few hitz for kidz style tracks.

 

Uh, I just dont know :)

 

How about a pic of the fat titted mamasan?

Heh yeah didn't think of that. I usually dont run around with camera, had to think twice over before even taking those few shots I posted here, was wondering if there might be some "no photo!" rule, nobody noticed or cared when I took the photos now.

elk Senior Poster

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Thanks for the report fella. Sounds like the old 'arab' disco, as it was known has had a facelift. Have they got rid of those silly steps that I always used to trip over when I was pissed?

 

Anyway sounds up my street, being a long-time Marine Bar fan.

sexy beast Elite Poster

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dude i dont get there till January. I have to meet her 1st

GOD SHE IS A STUNNER

 

:wanker Don, I should of said shes soon to be married to the board member who posted the photo :bigsmile:

 

Hi Mark :wanker But she does have an amazing body <huh :D Lucky fucker :clueless

 

see you late jan <huh

don_dadda Elite Poster

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<huh Don, I should of said shes soon to be married to the board member who posted the photo :bigsmile:

 

Hi Mark :wanker But she does have an amazing body :D :D Lucky fucker :wanker

 

see you late jan <huh

well fuckin a :D its cool tho. Ill find me 1 or 20.

 

Congrats mark, she is a cutie! :D

 

Ill be there in late Jan :clueless

lv2play Elite Poster

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sounds great to bring your nightshift for a couple of drink,only the stairs scares the shit out of me in those bussy places,doesn,t sound very safe but maybe it,s oké.

 

I got there, downstairs had two thai guys at the door, then I go stairs up, man those stairs were long, ugh. There was some neon/christmas lighting type Insomnia texts on the staircase, pretty ok if not cool.

 

At the upper end of the stairs, there were phat thai security guy.

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spanky4star Junior Poster

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Thats got to be the fittest mamasan on the planet :banana whens the wedding <grin

steady on, bud one thing at a time. she has a ring and that will do for now. after nearly 8 months its still going strong.

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