Men and Women

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Men and Women>>>>>>>>>>

 

 

 

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.>>

 

 

 

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.>>

 

 

 

The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'>>

 

 

 

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.>>

 

 

 

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'>>

 

 

 

The woman said, 'That's okay.'>>

 

 

 

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.>>

 

 

 

The frog warned her, 'You do realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.>>

 

 

 

The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.'>>

 

 

 

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!>> For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.>>

 

 

 

The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'>>

 

 

 

The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'>>

 

 

 

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!>

 

 

 

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'>

 

 

 

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.>>

 

 

 

Attention female reader: This is the end of the joke for you.

 

 

 

Stop here and continue feeling good.>

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Male readers: Please scroll down.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife .>

 

 

 

Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.>

 

 

 

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show>

 

 

 

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!>>

 

 

 

Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humour.