A chicken farmer went to a local bar

[BigusDicus 9,881]

A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a woman

and ordered a glass of champagne.

 

The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered

a glass ofchampagne, too!"

 

"What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me,

I'm celebrating."

 

"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the

woman.

 

"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses

the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"

 

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my

gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"

 

"What a coincidence," says the man .. "I'm a chicken farmer, and for

years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."

 

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

 

"I used a different cock," he replied.

 

The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence..."

[pattayachip 0]

good one,lol