One night on a train

[Mescalito 19]

A man and a woman, both strangers, found themselves accidentally booked into the same sleeper car cabin on an overnight train ride. Unable to find alternate cabins on the overcrowded train, they agreed to share the cabin despite being married to other people, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

 

In the wee hours he called down to her, "Excuse me, could you hand be an extra blanket? I'm pretty cold up here."

 

She replied, "For just this night let's pretend we're married to each other".

 

"Great!", he said, but as he started to climb down she added, "Get your own fucking blanket!"

 

"FINE!", he said, then farted.