Bunnings has everything!!!

[xen 0]

Bunnings has everything!

 

(Bunnings is a large hardware chain here in Oz)

 

 

 

 

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,

'My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor.'

 

'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,'

 

Mike replies. 'There's a diagnostic computer down at Bunnings. Just give

it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what

to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . .

A lot cheaper than a doctor.

 

So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Bunnings.

 

He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up And asks for the

urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds

later, the computer ejects a printout:

 

'You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water And avoid heavy

activity.

It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Bunnings.'

 

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe

began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

 

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from

his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

 

Joe hurries back to Bunnings, eager to check the results. He deposits

ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

 

The computer prints the following:

 

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener (Aisle 9) 2. Your

dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo (Aisle 7) 3. Your

daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a solicitor.

5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get

better!

 

Thank you for shopping @ Bunnings

[kimchikid 0]

BOOOOOOOOOOO

[whilliam_mancon 2]

I second the Boooooooo!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[cluster 14]

Yeah Bunning are a bunch of c*$#s