The Government job

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The Government Job...

 

 

A guy goes to the Local Council to apply for a job.

 

The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'

 

He answers 'Yes - caffeine'

 

'Have you ever been in the services?'

 

'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'

 

The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?

 

The guy says, 'Yes 100%...an bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off.'

 

The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now. Normal hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM.

 

You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10 AM every day.'

 

The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM, why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?'

 

'This is a council job,' the interviewer says. 'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.'

[whilliam_mancon 2]

Priceless!

 

 

 

 

 

[js007 795]

I knew a guy that works for the government.

 

Anyway, he once told me a story about some new guys they hired.

After a day or two, one of the guys became upset that he would actually be expected to do some work, and so he quit. Supposedly, his actual quote about having to work was "I thought this was a government job."

 

J

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Brilliant