School trip

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Cheltenham Races

 

 

A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers,

went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about thoroughbred

horses.

 

When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that

the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

 

 

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when

one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the

urinal.

 

 

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and

began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding their willies to direct

the flow away from their clothes.

 

 

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well

endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, 'You

must be in year four.... in Miss Atkinson's class?'

 

 

'No, madam,' he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 2.15.'