Glasgow Uk

[dontheturner 3]

A very loud, greasy, unattractive, tattooed, welfare dependent, chav,minger,

woman wearing a Celtic top walked into ASDA in Castlemilk

(a sprawling council estate on Glasgow's south side) with her two kids,

yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

 

The ASDA greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning madam,

and welcome to ASDA. Nice children you have there.

Are they twins by any chance?'

 

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,

'F*ck naw, they're nae twins. The oldest one's 9,

and the other one's 7.

Why the f*ck would you think they're twins? Are you

blind, thick or just stupid?'

 

'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam,'replied the greeter.

'I just couldn't believe you've been shagged twice.

 

Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at ASDA.'

[LocalYokul 217]

isn't Glasgow in Scotland ?

;-}

[vidman 2]

Absolute rubbish..........

 

Everyone knows there isnt an Asda in Castlemilk........nearest one is Toryglen

[LocalYokul 217]

isn't the one in Carlisle closer ?

[dontheturner 3]

Carlisle is closer, but the free transport, is good.

[Obsession 571]

 

 

I got a blowjob from a hooker in the Asda Toryglen carpark. After I came , I looked behind and there was a police car parked just a few yards behind me. They could have surrounded the car or Asda could have fell down and I wouldnt have noticed