Holidaymaker complaints to their travel agents

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> Some of the most ridiculous complaints made by British holidaymakers

> > to their travel agent, taken from recent research by Thomas Cook and

> > ABTA (the Association of British Travel Agents).

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> > "The beach was too sandy."

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> > A guest at a Novotel in Australia complained his soup was too thick

> > and strong. He was inadvertently slurping the gravy at the time.

> >

> > "Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was

> > ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women."

> >

> >

> > "We bought 'Ray-Ban' sunglasses for five euros (£3.50) from a street

> > trader, only to find out they were fake."

> >

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> > "No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were

> > startled."

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> > "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only

> > took the Americans three hours to get home."

> >

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> > "My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a

> > double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I

> > find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us

> > in the room that we booked."

> >

> >

> > "I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends'

> > three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller."

> >

> > "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the accommodation'. We're

> > trainee hairdressers - will we be OK staying here?"

> >

> >

> > "There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish.

> > The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners."

> >

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> > "We had to queue outside with no air conditioning."

> >

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> > "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your

> > brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white."

> >

> >

> > A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who

> > spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this

> > rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel "inadequate".

> >

> >

> > "I was bitten by a mosquito - no-one said they could bite."

> >

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> > "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store

> > does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."

> >

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> > "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I

> > often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time - this should be

> > banned."

> >

> >

> > "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost

> > every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food at all."

> >

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> > "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to

> > bring our swimming costumes and towels."

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[mmaaarrrkkk]

> > A guest at a Novotel in Australia complained his soup was too thick

> > and strong. He was inadvertently slurping the gravy at the time.

 

5555555 i played this trick at pattaya during songkran! I ordered a whole fish and it was so good , it was all bones by the time I finished with it. I then sent it back telling the kitchen it was terrible! They couldn't stop laughing!