Fishing Trip

[BigusDicus 9,835]

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and

fishing trip.

 

Two days before the group is to leave Frank's wife puts her foot

down and tells him he isn't going.

 

Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

 

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank

sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and fish

cooking on the fire.

 

"Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into

letting you go?"

 

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was

sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my

eyes and said 'guess who'?"

 

I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie.

 

She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen

candles and rose pedals all over. She had on the bed, handcuffs and ropes!

 

She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she

said "do what ever you want."

 

 

Here I am.