Health Notice

[Captain_C 28]

To paraphrase W.C. Fields, "I don't drink water, because fish screw in it."

 

This is to all my friends who enjoy a glass of wine or beer…

 

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, and

in water there is bacteria.

 

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of s**t…

 

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine and beer, or any other alcohol, because it has to go through a purification process of either boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

 

So remember: Water = S**t. Wine and beer = Health.

 

Therefore, it's better to drink wine or beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s**t.

 

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm just doing it as a public service…