Funny massage report

[m62man 0]

I came across this report by a Chinese guy going for a massage in Penang, Malaysia and it made me laugh, especially the last line. Some of the expressions you have to work out for yourself - I presume they are anglicizations of Chinese or Malayan words.

 

 

Ok so I tried Alice's private house stock last week, only Bakso and Tomyam in private house, the Mantous all in Looyee, kinda makes sense too.

The private flat room looks quite big without furniture, got bath room with heater, looks clean, and more importantly, quiet, really relaxing and nice, you get to have the whole house to yourself.

I got a Malay lady called Ah Ling, Laotian Tomyam with a Taiwan ex husband, multinational combination. Multi lingual too, speaks english, chinese, laotian, cambodian and thai. Face so-so, middle length hair, but got killer cleavage, ngam sai cum_003 . Friendly, talkative and sampat at times.

Thai massage that starts from the back, hmm, that is very weird. Her massage is very strong and PAINFUL, I actually have to ask her to go lighter multiple times.

During the session, we chatted while I was ogling her damn nice cleavage, told me she loves massage too, tried more massage parlor than me, and gave me review of their skills, lol. Her boobs make me really gatai, too bad she dont do Fuck Jobs. But she insinuated if want FJ can do it in somewhere else.

Halfway through the massage session, the ko-tai downstairs started singing karaoke really loud. And she started showing her sampat pattern. Starts to do strong massage following the rhythm of the song, her strength so strong like want to squeeze my eggs out of my sack. Then the damn ko-tai girl started singing Michael Jackson's Beat It, and she really started yanking, beating my didi following the song and singing, sampat style all out. I totally cant feel my little bro.

Went home and check, my butt and legs all feel like numb already due to her bull strength massage.

It's a unique experience, though...

Name: Ah Ling

Race: Tomyam from Laos

Age: 30+

Breast: 8/10, C cup breast, full, smooth, killer cleavage, middle sized nipple, totally made for cum_003

Body: 6/10 Great boobs, no spare tire, but her waist is like water pail (chui tang)

Face: 5/10

GFE: 5/10 Totally sampat, you need to stop her sampat actions if you want to keep you lil bro

BJ: No BJ

FJ: No FJ

Damage: 75 Ringit (2 hours massage)+30 (HJ)+20 (AR)

Would I Return : I.cant.feel.my.dick...