My father is a stripper in a gay bar

[bigdelta 46]

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children

what their fathers did for a living.. All the

typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic,

businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so

forth.

However, little Justin was being

uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher

prodded him about his father, he finally

replied,

Okay...my father's an exotic dancer in a gay

cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of

other men and they put money in his underwear.

Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will

go home with some guy and stay with him all night

for money.'

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,

hurriedly set the other children to work on some

exercises and then took little Justin aside to

ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?'

 

'No', the boy said, 'He actually works for the

Democratic National Committee and helped get

Barack Obama elected President last year, but I

was too embarrassed to say that in front of the

class.'

[BigusDicus 9,822]

[pcdodger 2]

Thats a good un

[toopach 0]

or my dads George W. Bush but I was too embarrassed to say that. Much funnier

[Guest gauge]

Yeah i agree, going the Bush route would've been funny too.... But either way its still hilarious.... good one...

[lovedog100 1,372]

Probably why the Bush girls are such sluts. If you recognize them, they will give you a blow job not to tell anyone who their dad is.