stereotypical jokes

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A 'scouser' sat in a pub in Liverpool.

 

A well dressed obviously gay man walks in and sits close by. After a few minutes awkward silence he whispers in the scouser's ear.

 

"Do you want a blow job?"

 

The scouser takes him by the throat and nuts him and throws him out of the pub.

 

The barman rushes over with a fresh pint and asks..."What did he say to you?"

 

 

 

 

.........."Downt know........sumtink abowt a job!!"

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Paddy's walking down the road eating a doughnut ......and carrying more in a bag.

 

Murphy says, "If I can guess how many more doughnuts in der bag,will yer give me one?"

 

Paddy says, "I'll do better than that.......If you can guess......... you can have both!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

"4" says Murphy!

 

 

 

Right that the work shy English and the typical Irish joke done. Who's next?