The year is 1947

[BigusDicus]

The year is 1947

 

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

 

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

 

Albert A. Gore, Jr..

Hillary Rodham

John F. Kerry

William J. Clinton

Howard Dean

Nancy Pelosi

Dianne Feinstein

Charles E. Schumer

Barbara Boxer

 

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?

I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.

 

No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!

[joekicker]

Al Gore born March 31, 1948

Hillary Clinton born October 26, 1947

John Kerry born December 11, 1943

Bill Clinton born August 19, 1946

 

etc, etc. Yeah, I know, but it's not much of a joke if it's not even true.