Dogs - v - Women

[Ergodyne 19]

The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.

 

Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

 

Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

 

A dog's parents never visit.

 

Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

 

You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

 

Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

 

Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

 

A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

 

If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

 

If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

 

Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

 

And last, but not least:

 

If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

 

To test this theory:

 

Lock your wife and your dog in a garden shed / loft / garage / workshop or boot of the car, for an hour or more.

Then open it and see who's happy to see you

[samfreeland 64]

Many a true word spoken in jest.. Good dog.. http://www.breakingworldnewstoday.com/2012/11/1012.html