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BigusDicus

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I met a fairy today that would grant me one wish.

 

"I want to live forever," I said.

 

"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

 

"Fine," I said, "Then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"

 

"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

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