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No, unless you are holed up in solitary confinement. Explain your situation.

 

Kind of you to give a shit Gonzo. It's a general question, although I am bored, mind-numbingly, hair-tearing out :hairout bored. But I AM coming up for 50, so not long left.....! If you need proof I've been on this forum for 2 hours solid....

 

What would happen if there wasn't this forum?

 

Andy Cap

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Kind of you to give a shit Gonzo. It's a general question, although I am bored, mind-numbingly, hair-tearing out :hairout bored. But I AM coming up for 50, so not long left.....! If you need proof I've been on this forum for 2 hours solid....

 

What would happen if there wasn't this forum?

 

Andy Cap

 

 

You have the option of Suicide or voluntary Euthanasia in Switzerland (which comes at a price).

 

May I offer you some pastimes to alleviate your boredom ?

 

- try twiddling your thumbs (very therapeutic)

- build an Airfix model of a WW2 fighter plane

- defrost you refrigerator and clear out all the old shit in the freezer compartment and then eat it.

- Get a dog

- take up knitting

- go through your CD collection and catalogue them and stick labels on the covers

- go and feed the swans in your local park

- carry out a random killing (ie just place your finger on a name in your local telephone directory, then go and kill them with a shotgun for being a random bastard)

- give your sports medals and nic nacs a good clean with Brasso

- see how many times you can masturbate over a picture of the blond bitch in Abba

 

 

Hope this helps.

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Kind of you to give a shit Gonzo. It's a general question, although I am bored, mind-numbingly, hair-tearing out :hairout bored. But I AM coming up for 50, so not long left.....! If you need proof I've been on this forum for 2 hours solid....

 

What would happen if there wasn't this forum?

 

Andy Cap

When I was a lad at your young age, I was still fucking every day, surfing and playing footy. Pull your finger out from your arse (ass) and stop feeling sorry for yourself. :grin-jump

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When I was a lad at your young age, I was still fucking every day, surfing and playing footy. Pull your finger out from your arse (ass) and stop feeling sorry for yourself. :grin-jump

 

I dunno, sticking your finger up your on arse can be fun, I do it a lot when I am bored :hairout I get my dog to lick it clean when I am finished..............its a win/win situation.

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You have the option of Suicide or voluntary Euthanasia in Switzerland (which comes at a price).

 

May I offer you some pastimes to alleviate your boredom ?

 

- try twiddling your thumbs (very therapeutic) DONE THAT

- build an Airfix model of a WW2 fighter plane DONE THAT several but it was 40 years ago

- defrost you refrigerator and clear out all the old shit in the freezer compartment and then eat it. bloody missus keeps buying more shit to put in it

- Get a dog dog died in Jan 2010 - wasn't my dog though

- take up knitting FUCK OFF

- go through your CD collection and catalogue them and stick labels on the covers FUCK OFF

- go and feed the swans in your local park only got FLAMINGOES and they only eat shrimps - probably illegal to feed 'em but I'll look into it

- carry out a random killing (ie just place your finger on a name in your local telephone directory, then go and kill them with a shotgun for being a random bastard) NOW we're getting somwhere

- give your sports medals and nic nacs a good clean with BrassoFUCK OFF - aint got none

- see how many times you can masturbate over a picture of the blond bitch in Abba DONE THAT - but that was a while ago too - maybe look into that again then

 

 

Hope this helps. some of it

 

Ta!

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I dunno, sticking your finger up your on arse can be fun, I do it a lot when I am bored :hairout I get my dog to lick it clean when I am finished..............its a win/win situation.

 

That's two people sez we need another dog - FFS....!

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I dunno, sticking your finger up your on arse can be fun, I do it a lot when I am bored :hairout I get my dog to lick it clean when I am finished..............its a win/win situation.

thought you posted naked all the time i do mostly and sniff my finger all the time god it stinks most the time lol you twat

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When I was a lad at your young age, I was still fucking every day, surfing and playing footy. Pull your finger out from your arse (ass) and stop feeling sorry for yourself. :hairout

 

Come on Gonzo! 1 out of 3 can't be bad - no waves or Aussie Rules in the Med....

 

(Feeling better already...)

 

Pulled two fingers out the missus's arse last night, does that count?

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I dunno, sticking your finger up your on arse can be fun, I do it a lot when I am bored :hairout I get my dog to lick it clean when I am finished..............its a win/win situation.

I guess I would give it a try, if it was not for the painful hemorrhoids. I could have a wank with the other hand simultaneously. :grin-jump

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I guess I would give it a try, if it was not for the painful hemorrhoids. I could have a wank with the other hand simultaneously. :grin-jump

 

That is exactly what I do. Old Max, my faithful 4 legged friend is there waiting to catch a spray of man custard in his chops before coming over to lick my finger.

 

I chuck him a biscuit for his troubles. I do not know what I will do when he is gone ??? Guess I will have to go back to shagging the wife I suppose. :hairout

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That is exactly what I do. Old Max, my faithful 4 legged friend is there waiting to catch a spray of man custard in his chops before coming over to lick my finger.

 

I chuck him a biscuit for his troubles. I do not know what I will do when he is gone ??? Guess I will have to go back to shagging the wife I suppose. :angry2:

Watch your dog when you are flaked out drunk. Don't sleep with no clothes on. I believe dogs can be randy bastards and once you are knotted you are at their mercy. :yikes:

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Come on Gonzo! 1 out of 3 can't be bad - no waves or Aussie Rules in the Med....

 

(Feeling better already...)

 

Pulled two fingers out the missus's arse last night, does that count?

Glad to hear you are recovering from boredom. Two fingers up your missus arse is pretty good. Try a third one and she might agree to take it up the arse. :angry2:

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suggestions from gawdelpus

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-(give your sports medals and nic nacs a good clean with Brasso)

 

if that suggestion don,t help , i suggest you drink the brasso

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