famous last words

[pattaya_mad 208]

Noo these windows are ok to lean on.

 

Don’t worry it has airbags.

 

Hey what’s that buzzing noise?

 

Don’t worry its not that deep.

 

Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel.

 

I can pass this guy.

 

My brakes are fine.

 

Nice doggy.

 

I think it's trying to communicate...

 

"Homicidal Tendencies"?

 

Hey, you're Eminem, aren't you?

 

"Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."

 

"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...".

 

"Don't touch the red button!"

 

Gee, that's a cute tattoo.

 

It's fireproof.

 

What does this button do?

 

So, you're a cannibal.

 

Are you sure the power is off?

 

Pull the pin and count to what?

 

I wonder where the mother bear is?

 

The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!

 

He's probably just hibernating.

 

I'll get a world record for this.

 

Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?

 

 

Pull the pin and count to what?

 

Rat poison only kills rats.

 

I can do that with my eyes closed.

 

I've done this before.

 

Don't be so superstitious.

 

Hey, watch this...

 

Oh look it's a sting ray! (australian accent)

 

Look! No hands!

 

Hello, is anyone home?

 

Oops.

 

Don't worry, it's not contagious.

 

I'm sure this isn't the poisonous kind.

 

Of course it's safe!

 

Wait, I thought he was with you!

 

Don't move, you'll trip the sensors.

 

So, you're sure this isn't loaded?

 

Calm down, of course I disarmed it!

 

C'mon! This CAN'T be the self-destruct button. If it was, they wouldn't leave it lying around like this where anyone could push it!

 

Don't worry, they'll never find us in here!

 

There's only one way to find out...

 

Stupid safety labels...

 

No, no, these are safe, I've seen birds eat them all the time.

 

Speaking of lost, where are we?

What? Everyone knows the Titanic is unsinkable.

 

No, no, no, let me fix it!

 

So long suckers!

 

I CAN FLY!

 

Yes, the barrel of your shotgun is very clean.

 

What’s in this dark cave ?

 

I can't believe no one has ever thought of this before

 

I swear I shut the door when I left.

 

Lightning never hits the same spot twice.

 

No, silly, that's a dolphin fin!

 

What’s that red dot on your forehead?

[BigusDicus 9,720]

Funny. I would like to add one:

 

 

"Don't be silly, she is not a Ladyboy......"

[shambley 109]

Muhahaha coconut bar for 500 baht - what could go wrong!!