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[bigdelta 46]

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

 

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

 

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

 

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

 

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies, "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

Edited May 26, 2011 by LTGTR

[lovedog100 1,372]

Why do you post this political crap in the funnies section? Most of the BM's on this forum are British or Aulstrailian and have no interest in it. Of Americans, the majority voted for President Obama, and don't find it funny. Shouldn't you be posting in the political section? Or better yet, in the silly topics section? The funnies section is a place to post something that most of us would find funny.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KShkhIXdf1Y&feature=player_embedded

Edited June 22, 2011 by lovedog100

[joekicker 53]

The funnies section is a place to post something that most of us would find funny.

 

Good one. Not a commercial but very funny.

 

I have to disagree with your post, though. Politicial humour or ANY humour, what's the diff? If you don't get the joke, move on. If you hate the joke, move on. If the joke doesn't meet your own high standards of funniness, move on. If you hate people making fun of your loved one, move on.

 

I thought this one was a dumb and un-funny joke. But really. How can anyone be OFFENDED at any joke about any politician? They offend ME, not vice versa.

 

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[Samsonite 177]

Why do you post this political crap in the funnies section? Most of the BM's on this forum are British or Aulstrailian and have no interest in it. Of Americans, the majority voted for President Obama, and don't find it funny. Shouldn't you be posting in the political section? Or better yet, in the silly topics section? The funnies section is a place to post something that most of us would find funny.

Oh, get a life (and grow a thicker skin).

Not everyone voted for OneBigAssMistakeAmerica.

Regardless, I thought it was FUNNY!

Edited June 22, 2011 by Samsonite